Latest 2011 Funny Sms Messages Free

English
Can A Kangaroo Jump
Higher Than A Effiel Tower?
Ans:
Yes Bcoz
D Effiel Tower
Cannot jump

English Can A Kangaroo Jump Higher Than A Effiel Tower? Ans: Yes Bcoz D Effiel Tower Cannot jump Urdu Peshawar Ki Police Ka Bhe Jawab Nhe Hai 1 Pathan Talaab Main Nha Rha Tha Police Wala Kehta Hai

” Chal Ooye Bahr A Kar Kpry Pehan
Teri Talashi Leni Hy
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Urdu
Garmi aur Load Sheding ka tor
“HIMMAT FAN”
AJ hi ghar laen aur garmi se nijat paen. Sasta mazbut aur paedar.
Asal, , ,
KHUJOOR k paton se tyar karda.
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Urdu
She Is Kidding…
Sardar:
Translated Into Urdu…
“Woh Bachey Dey Rahi Hai” … =D ;->
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Urdu
Mother
Independance
Father
Or
Valentine,
DAYS K Baad. .
Bus Isi Paap Ka Suwikar Karta Hun,
Admi Hun Admi Se Pyar Krta Hun.
Happy Khan’s Day.;-)
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Urdu
1 Nursery CLASS Ka Bacha Bola
Mam Main Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hun?
Mam- SO SWEET
BACHA Apni Side Ke Larke Se Bola-Dekha
Maine Kaha Tha Na
Line Marti Hai..
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Urdu
Karachi Me 500
Grlz Heart Attack Se Mar Gai
0r
255 GrlZ Behosh Hogai
Kyn k
Ksi Ne Afwah Phela Di Ha
K
“Yousaf”
Ki Mangni Horae Ha =P
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English
Newton’s law of load shedding:
“The rate of load shedding is
directly propotional to the
temperature of atmosphere,
provided that the role of
WAPDA remains constant”.

free joke sms

free jokes

“Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you!!!”
“You say Im a bitch such as its a bad thing?!”
“How lots of times do I need to flush before you go away?”
“Well this day was a total waste of make-up”
“Well are not we a bloody ray of sunshine?”
“Dont bother me, Im living happily ever after.”
“Do I look such as a fucking people person!”
“This isnt an office. Its HELL with fluorescent lighting”
“I started out with nothing still have most of it left”
“I pretend to work, they pretend to pay me”
“YOU!!… off my planet!!!”

Naughty Jokes

Father: Tum Nay Aj Tak Koi Aisa Kam Kia Hay Jis Say Mera Sar oncha huwa ho….
Son: Ji Papa Jan Yaad Karin Aik Dafa App Kay Sar Kay Nicahy Do Takkiye Rakhe thy ..

Latest Cricket Jokes

Sehwag”s wife wants him to go to the market, but Sehwag is afraid to venture out in public.
He feels people will go after him for his dismal performance on the field with the willow.
So he does go to the market dressed as a woman.
There, a beautiful woman comes up to him and says, “Kya Sehwag, kaise ho?”

Allama Iqbal Poetry
Wo so raha hai to usay sonay do  IQBAL~~~
Shayad gulami ki nend m wo khuwab azadi k dekh raha ho.
23 march yom-e-pakistan mubarak ho.. .
Good Night 

Urdu Shayari

Chahe Mujrim Samjhe Ya Koi Gunahgaar Hamein
Saaf Kehte Hain K Ek Shakhs Se Hay Pyar Hamein
Dil Dia Hay Kisi Ko To Mukarna Kesa
Pyar Kia Hay To Halaat Se Darna Kesa
Apne Is Jurm Ka Iqrar Hay So Baar Hamein
Saaf Kehte Hain K Ek Shakhs Se Hay Pyar Hamein
Humne Maana K Hamein Jaan Se Jaana Hoga
Jaan De K B Hamein Pyar Nibhana Hoga
Lo Suno
Tark-e-Mohabbat Se Hay Inkaar Hamein
Saaf Kehte Hain K Ek Shakhs Se Hay Bohat Pyar Hamein.

Malayalam sms

hai dear first count the star...
hai dear first count the star... *** ** **** ** * ** * ** * ** * * ** * * * entha enikazinjo ... nokane raville orothanmaru erinu nakshathram enunathe.. evanonum vere paniyille... Goooooooooood Morning malayalam sms by Sajid
MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, Z
 MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA. Congratulations!! u r perfect AADHIVASI.malayalam sms by Sajid
Sonia was plan'g 2 come 2 kerala
Sonia was plan'g 2 come 2 kerala with ManMhn. However MMhn cancel'd the trip.AKAntony was send a telegram.NEWS in Malayala Manorama nxt day "Sonia thanichu verunnu,Antonikku KAMBI malayalam sms by Sajid
Karunakaran and Soopi at Guruvayoor
Karunakaran and Soopi at Guruvayoor.
Kar'n said,"Makal Padmaja.Moolathil oru pal payasam.
Hear'g this Soopi said,"Makal Khadeeja.Kundiyil oru Koyibiriyani malayalam sms by Sajid
wife-innnum nerathe poyall
wife-innnum nerathe poyallo enthu patty
hus-enthanannariyilla eeyideyayi inganeyanu
wife-ini varumo
hus-namukku nokkam
wife- wannallo
hus- thanks to K S E B malayalam sms by Sajid
Tomar prem sakkhorito hoise am
Tomar prem sakkhorito hoise amar jiboner sunno pristhay , akhn ta tomari.rony
NURSERY Yil padikkunna
 NURSERY Yil padikkunna 2 kuttikal
oran kuttyum oru penkuttiyum ..teacharodu.
teachare njangalkku kuttikal undavooo..
taecher orikkalum illa.appo ann kutty penkuttiyodu.
njan appaye paranjilledee onnum pedikkan illannumalayalam sms by Sajid
Oru 30 vayasaya chettan
Oru 30 vayasaya chettan
oru 50 vayasaya chechiye kallayanam kazhichu
first night ill tanne aa chettan tatty poyi.
pittennu doctor vannu postmortem nadatty nokki enittu paranju,.
aa chettan marichatu EXPIRE AYA PALU KUDICHITTANNU malayalam sms by Sajid
sardar shoppinginu poyi, ti
sardar shoppinginu poyi, tirichu vannappo sardarinte car ill  oru note kandu ..PARKING FINE,..so sardar write a note that paper .thanks for compliment malayalam sms by Sajid
iniyum oru masam .
iniyum oru masam ..iniyum oru varsham..iniyumoru punchiri..iniyumoru kannir.iniyumoru shishiram..ivayellam undakam..pakshe nine pole iniyumoral athumathram sadhyamalla  ..daiwathinu ore abaddam randu pravashayam pattillalloo malayalam sms by Sajid
kure urumpukal kulikumpol
kure urumpukal kulikumpol oru aana vannu aa puzhayil irangi
aana neentithudichappo urumpukal ellam karayil vannu adinnju
oru urumpu mathram aanayude thala yil kayari patti
appo karyil ninna urumpukal aa urumpinoodu...MUKKI KOLLADA AVANE.. malayalam sms by Sajid
Chees 4 pizza.. passport
Chees 4 pizza.. passport 4 visa... butter 4 bread.. ice 4 freezer.. cream 4 cake... water 4 lake.. leaf 4 tree.. A wife like u is 4 ever 4 me..entamooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! malayalam sms by Sajid
ni illathe enikku onnumill
ni illathe enikku onnumilla
innnu njan thanneyanuuuuuuuuu
ni evide ondayirunnenkil
ninne oru sidilekku kondupoyi njan ninakku
oru um
.oru umm
.oru umma
.oru umman chandi ude nikkar kazhukan taramayirunnu malayalam sms by Sajidpal piriyunnatu entu kondu..
pal piriyunnatu entu kondu..
orimichulla jeevitham mathiyayathu kondu malayalam sms by Sajid
Poocha palu kudikkumpol kanna
Poocha palu kudikkumpol kannadakkunathentu kondu.?.
patratinde vrithy kandituuu.malayalam sms by Sajid

 Fa=40/
Rexona=35/
Safeguard=30/
Lux=40/
lifeboy=15/
Silk=30/
Imperial=20/
ishtam ullathu idutho pakseh innu kullikkanee...sajid

want to see the greatest tourist spot "munnaru"
666!!!!!!!
enni nokkikke "moonnar" illennu...sajid

prem jhore jaoa pata noi,
prem futa kono chata noi,
prem seto noi hotel er dal puri,
prem holo moner sathe lukochuri. onim

hitler chathu poyi,saddam pidikkapettu,ladante vivaram onnum illa................ninte sms um kananilla...bhumiyil nalla kalam varunnu ennu thonnunnu sajid

Maitri nako phlulasarkhi kshanbhar sugandh denari.
Nako suryasarkhi,satat taapleli.
Nako chandrasarkhi,diwasa saath na denari.
Nako savlisarkhi,kayam paathlaag karnari.
Maitri havi ashrunsarkhi,sukha-dukhat samaan saath denari.pooja

SUPER GOOD JOB IN RAILWAY.
ONLY ONE VACANCY..........
HURRY
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Sorry 2 disturb u If r Not busy
if u r not working
if u r not tired if u r not lazy
plese answer me
AYYAPPANTE AMMA
ETRA
NEYYAPPAM CHUTTU?..sajid

(TAMIL SMS)
Varum Sanikalame Eravu Elu muppathukku Ungal SUN T.Vyil
Hollywood Thirai padam:
"CHILANTHI ANNACHI"(SPIDER MAN)
appuram Sunday
Hollywood Thirai padam:
Ammachi thirumba vanthach(Mummy returns)sajid

oru
Mobilinte
Vedhana...
"Do ingtu
nokkedo,njan thante
mobile aanu
samsarikunnath,Thanik
enne kutich vella
chinthayum undo???
kure naalaayi njan
thanik vendi sms
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alavalaadhikalude
ellam incming calls
pidichu
tharunnu,ithonum
poranjittu orikalum
vellam kanditillatha
thante pantinte
pocketil mookkum
pothi njan kidakunnu,
Avasaanamayi enikk
oru aagraham und,
chaavunnathinu munp
oru OUt goiNg
vilikkanam,vella
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Ee aaychayil ingale
'kutichira tv' yil pala
basayilulla cilmakal.
Thinklyaycha :
puyyaapla poyyotine
Kooti kondovum (DDLJ)
Chovvaycha :
Enthokeyo aavunund
(kuch kuch hota hai)
Budanaycha :
Chelapam kosi
Chelapam beamam (K3G)
vyayacha : Onnum
mindanda (Kuch na kaho)
jumante dovsam : inne
nikkah kayikyo?
(Mujse shaadi karoge)
Shanyaycha : Ammal
ingale aara? (Hum apke hai kaun)
Njaraycha : Kalbinu
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I love u da! Ninne
Kanathe jevikan
vayya!Ninte aduthe
ephozhum samsarikan
thonnunu...! Ninne enike
nashta pedumoda...!
I Love U...Miss U..da,
1000 UMMA...da
Inganeyane Daily
'SANIYA MIRZA'msg
ayakunathe ! Entha
cheyka.Sowndaryam
undayal etha
kuzhapam. Ninaku
pinne aa Preshnam
ellalo....sayalisalih +919895137022

shajahan mumtassinte
ormakkayi tajmahal
ketti...
mandan!
Njanariyunnengil
mumthasinte
ormakkayi avalude
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Aakash kande,Batas kande,kande amar MON,
Tomar sobi buke nia katai SARAKKHON!
Toru kande,Lota kande,kande boner PAKHI,
Tomi amay SMS koro na,bolo tar dukkho kothay RAKHI!!! Bye.Bakul

 Aval oru
moolippattu
paady,Njan
kaathorthirunnu...
Aval onnu
kadichu,Njan
pulanju poyi..
Aval valichu
kudichu,Njan
annangade
kidannu...
Aval kuninju,Njan
purakiloode
adichu..."how"
Aval pulanju,'Chey'
Ente dehathellam
aayi...

'HAAVOO"

'KOTHUK" chathu. sayalisalih +919895137022

Rajadi rajan, villali veeran, kidilol kidilan, parama sundaran, sarvaguna sampannan, athi dayaalu, idivettu taram, maha balavan, kerala, tamilnadu, banglure college kumarimarude swapna kamukan".(your name )" avarkal ihta urakkam unarnne...dum dum..dum..dumBy sajid

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5 MAHANMARARAYA ALUKAL..1. MAHATHMA GHANDI..PULLI MARICHU POYI..2,SADDAM HUSSAIN, IPPO PATTU PAISAKKU KOLLILLA, 3, AISHWARIA RAI..NAMMADE RANGE ILL KITTILLA..PINNE NJANUM ..NEEYUM....SO KEEP IN TOUCH (copyright www.lovelysms.com) sajid 966508985051

Kalam mayikkatha murivundo?
Kulichal pokatha azukkundo?
Chirichal kanatha pallundo?
Marakkan pattatha thettudo?
Paranjal theeratha prashnagal undo?
Ithellam vayichondirikkan ninekkentha vattundo??

Ente Rum ile Sodayanu Nee Nalla Veesukara,
Peggozhichu Njaan Kaathu Vechoruren
Chillu Glassiloorum Lickeronnu vende......
Liquoronnu vende..nalla veeshukaara..ente kootukaraa..
Thottu koottuvanulla picklum..
chipsum ennapole
Thottaduthu njan ninnuvenkilum veeshukilla mone..
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Enter Password 2 touch my heart !
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wrong Code !
U Have touched my legs
Anyway ... Take my blessings...
!!! NEE YONNUM NANNAVOOLADA!!!

wishes words

  In life LOVE is never planned
In life LOVE is never planned nor does it happen for a reason.But when LOVE is real,It becomes ur PLAN for life and ur reason for living.
 Mistakes are painful when they happen
Mistakes are painful when they happen,But years later a collection of mistakes called Experience Which leads us to success...
 What is trust ?? Trust is a feeling
What is trust ?? Trust is a feeling that a one year child has , when you throw him in air and catch again , and he enjoys it
 When GOD drops needles and pins along ur path
When GOD drops needles and pins along ur path in LIFE, dont stay away,, instead pick them up and collect them..they were designed to be STRONG!
 Dont think how many moments in your life
Dont think how many moments in your life, just think how much life is there in a moment.
  Treat everyone with politeness,
Treat everyone with politeness,Even those who are rude to U.....Not because they are not nice,But bcoz u are nice....!!!**By Amit
  Success is like tip of the tail
Success is like tip of the tail !!!If cat runs to catch the tail.It has to keep running forever.But if it walks in its own style.Tail follows!!Live life with ur own rules....
  GOD is always playing CHESS
GOD is always playing CHESS with each one of us. He makes Moves in our LIFE & then sits back to see how we react to the CHALLENGES ... So make the best move before CHECKMATE....  
Life gives answer in 3 ways.
Life gives answer in 3 ways... It says Yes & gives u what u want, it says no and gives u something better, it says wait and gives u the Best!


Each moment of ur life is a picture
Each moment of ur life is a picture which u had never seen before. And which ull never see again so enjoy> & live life & make each moment beautiful....
 GODISNOWHERE this can be read as GOD
GODISNOWHERE this can be read as GOD IS NO WHERE or as GOD IS NOW HERE everything depends on how do u see anything. so think positive
 A negative thinker see a difficulty in every opportunity
A negative thinker see a difficulty in every opportunity,A positive thinker see an opportunity in every difficulty,wish u an optimistic life..
 Love urself ,Flirt with ur understanding,
Love urself ,Flirt with ur understanding,Romance with dreams,Get engaged with simplicity,Marry genuiness,Divorce the ego...Thats Good Life...
 What the word IMPOSSIBLE says
What the word IMPOSSIBLE says I M Possible. So every thing which seems impossible is itself says that is possible.

Diwali sms

Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah Naam hoga,
Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah Naam hoga,
Din raat vyapar bade itna adhik kaam hoga,
Ghar Pariwar samaj me banoge Sartaj, Yehi Kamna hai hamari aap ke liye
Diwali ki Dhero Shubh Kamanaye...By khushbu
  Aai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi,
Aai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi,
Dhoom machao, mauz manao, aap sabhi ko Diwali ki badhai.
Happy Diwali By Mukerji
 Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe, H
Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe, Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe,
Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari 'Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahe...' Happy DiwaliBy Shalu
Troubles as light as Air,
Troubles as light as Air,
love as deep as Ocean,
Friends as Solid as Diamonds,
and Success as bright as Gold...
These are the wishes for you and your family on the eve of Diwali and EID. Eid ki Mubarakbadi aur Diwali ki Shubhkamana!By Paro
May the Divine Light of Diwali Spread into
May the Divine Light of Diwali Spread into your Life Peace, Prosperity, Happiness and Good Health.
Happy DiwaliBy Mukerji
Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe,
Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe,
Khushi Aaspas ghumti rahe,
Yash Itna faile ki KASTURI Sharma Jaye,
Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki BALAJI bhi dekhte rah jaye,
Happy DiwaliBy khushbu
Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se.
Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se...
Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se,
Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki,
Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se!!
Happy Diwali and New Year that leads you on the road of Success.
  Bliss from InsideBy Mukerji
I Pray to God to give U
I Pray to God to give U
Shanti,
Shakti,
Sampati,
Swarup,
Saiyam,
Saadgi,
Safalta,
Samridhi,
Sanskar,
Swaasth,
Sanmaan,
Saraswati,
aur SNEH.
SHUBH DIWALI...By Paro
Laksh Divyani Ujalali Nisha Ghevuni Navi Umed,
Laksh Divyani Ujalali Nisha Ghevuni Navi Umed,
navi asha Hotil purna manatil sarva Iccha,
Diwalichya Tumhala Khup Khup Shubheccha...
* * * Happy Diwali * * * By khushbu
Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,

Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,
Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar,
Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar,
Mubarak Ho Aapko, HOLI ka TyoharBy Mukerji
Rango Ke Tyohar Me Sabhi Rango Ki Ho Bharmar,

Rango Ke Tyohar Me Sabhi Rango Ki Ho Bharmar,
Dher Saari Khushiyo Se Bhara Ho Aapka Sansar,
Yahi Dua hai Bhagwan Se Hamari Har bar, By Munish
Holi Mubarak!

MOTHER DAY SMS

$$Mother's Day SMS$$ Thinking of u mother brings memories to mind, wonderful moments i'll treasure, these u gve me sincerely thats why my mom , I love u so dearly. Happy Mothers Day My dear Mom M - For the MILLION things she gave me, O - For she's growing OLD, T - For the TEARS she shed to save me, H - For her HEART of purest gold, E - For her EYES, with love-light shining, R - For she is always RIGHT and always be. While we were learning to speak mom understood everything we tried to say, today we say a lot and claim "mom u dont understand" When u feel u r alone in a crowd, when u think no one can understand u, when u think ur love is rejected by others, and when u hate ur life just close ur eyes and think about her who loves u truly, cares for u in ur loneliness, dies when u cry, she is no one else but ur MOM... A mother serves her sugar with a bit of peppermint To clarify the passages that carry what she meant When she first set to bear a soul quite separate from her own, Whom she would cherish, yet must teach To live and die alone. You've seen me laugh You've seen me cry And always you were there with me I may not have always said it But thanks and I love you Happy Mother's Day A mother serves her sugar with a bit of peppermint To clarify the passages, that carry what she meant When she first set to bear a soul quite separate from her own, Whom she would cherish, yet must teach to live and die alone.

@Mother's day sms 2011 and mothers day text messages$

Latest sweet sms for using this mothers day 2011. Use these mothers day sms to greet your mother on this mothers day! The mother's day is celebrated on different dates by different countries. (See mothers day list) Majority of people (including indians) celebrate mother's day on second sunday of May. So for India mothers day 2011 is onMay 8, 2011. @Mothers's day sms@ Mother is an never-ending love, a love that is beyond comparison, the one you take your troubles to, she is the one who really concerns. Dear mom, you are all of this and more, I love you very much. Please make for me a place within your loving heart, on which I can relay upon. For only you touch the ancient wellsprings of my tears, Home through all the wanderings of my years, Eden that no other can renew, Root I cannot rend through rage or art. Mother is an eternal love, a love that is beyond any comparison, the one you take your problems to, she is the one who really loves you. Mother you are all of the above and more, I love you very much. @Mother's day text messages@ This is for the best mom, who forever had a smile for me. I know we may be far away right now So here I am sending you a great big hug and kiss. Happy Mother's Day. Lots of big hugs, only love and never hate. Teaching me, helping me, and your each smile, when I was sad, boosting me to be strong. .. .. It is my mother. Thanks for being u. Happy Mothers Day

@Mothers Day Quotes@
A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie. ~Tenneva Jordan
Hundreds of dewdrops to greet the dawn,
Hundreds of bees in the purple clover,
Hundreds of butterflies on the lawn,
But only one mother the wide world over.
~George Cooper
Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs… since the payment is pure love. ~Mildred B. Vermont
The sweetest sounds to mortals given
Are heard in Mother, Home, and Heaven.
~William Goldsmith Brown
A suburban mother’s role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. ~Peter De Vries
If the whole world were put into one scale, and my mother in the other, the whole world would kick the beam. ~Lord Langdale (Henry Bickersteth)
Mothers hold their children’s hands for a short while, but their hearts forever. ~Author Unknown
The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new. ~Rajneesh
All mothers are working mothers. ~Author Unknown
When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. ~Sophia Loren, Women and Beauty
Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. ~Marion C. Garretty, quoted in A Little Spoonful of Chicken Soup for the Mother’s Soul
Mother – that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries. ~T. DeWitt Talmage
A mother is a mother still,
The holiest thing alive.
~Samuel Taylor Coleridge
The real religion of the world comes from women much more than from men – from mothers most of all, who carry the key of our souls in their bosoms. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes
God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers. ~Jewish Proverb
A mother understands what a child does not say. ~Author Unknown
I remember my mother’s prayers and they have always followed me. They have clung to me all my life. ~Abraham Lincoln
My mom is a neverending song in my heart of comfort, happiness, and being. I may sometimes forget the words but I always remember the tune. ~Graycie Harmon
It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge. ~Phyllis Diller
Woman in the home has not yet lost her dignity, in spite of Mother’s Day, with its offensive implication that our love needs an annual nudging, like our enthusiasm for the battle of Bunker Hill. ~John Erskine
Women’s Liberation is just a lot of foolishness. It’s the men who are discriminated against. They can’t bear children. And no one’s likely to do anything about that. ~Golda Meir
A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest. ~Irish Proverb
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children, and no theories. ~John Wilmot
You don’t really understand human nature unless you know why a child on a merry-go-round will wave at his parents every time around – and why his parents will always wave back. ~William D. Tammeus
Now that… my kids are grown, I understand how much work and love it takes to raise and to keep a family together. The example of your strength, devotion, and patience is now rippling through the generations. Thank you! ~Forest Houtenschil
Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother. ~Oprah Winfrey
Motherhood is priced
Of God, at price no man may dare
To lessen or misunderstand.
~Helen Hunt Jackson
Are we not like two volumes of one book? ~Marceline Desbordes-Valmore
It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn’t. ~Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams
Who fed me from her gentle breast
And hushed me in her arms to rest,
And on my cheek sweet kisses prest?
My Mother.
~Ann Taylor
Who ran to help me when I fell,
And would some pretty story tell,
Or kiss the place to make it well?
My mother.
~Ann Taylor
On Mother’s Day I have written a poem for you. In the interest of poetic economy and truth, I have succeeded in concentrating my deepest feelings and beliefs into two perfectly crafted lines: You’re my mother, I would have no other! ~Forest Houtenschil
Children are a great comfort in your old age – and they help you reach it faster, too. ~Lionel Kauffman
Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts of little children. ~William Makepeace Thackeray
A mother is the truest friend we have, when trials heavy and sudden, fall upon us; when adversity takes the place of prosperity; when friends who rejoice with us in our sunshine desert us; when trouble thickens around us, still will she cling to us, and endeavor by her kind precepts and counsels to dissipate the clouds of darkness, and cause peace to return to our hearts. ~Washington Irving
This heart, my own dear mother, bends,
With love’s true instinct, back to thee!
~Thomas Moore
Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children. ~Sam Levenson
The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. ~John J. Plomp
Most mothers are instinctive philosophers. ~Harriet Beecher Stowe
Before a day was over,
Home comes the rover,
For mother’s kiss – sweeter this
Than any other thing!
~William Allingham
I don’t care how poor a man is; if he has family, he’s rich. ~Dan Wilcox and Thad Mumford, M*A*S*H, “Identity Crisis,”
Oh, the comfort, the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person, having neither to weigh thoughts nor measure words, but pouring them all out, just as they are, chaff and grain together, certain that a faithful hand will take and sift them, keep what is worth keeping, and with a breath of kindness blow the rest away. ~Dinah Craik
Where we love is home – home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
In everyone’s life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with another human being. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit. ~Albert Schweitzer
Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom. ~Marcel Proust
If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden. ~Attributed to Claudia Ghandi
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. ~Author Unknown
Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly. ~Ambrose Bierce
All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That’s his. ~Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest, 1895
Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. ~Aristotle
A man’s work is from sun to sun, but a mother’s work is never done. ~Author Unknown
Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. ~Elizabeth Stone
Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn’t have anything to do with it. ~Haim Ginott
Sing out loud in the car even, or especially, if it embarrasses your children. ~Marilyn Penland
Each day of our lives we make deposits in the memory banks of our children. ~Charles R. Swindoll, The Strong Family

Inspirational Messages - Inspirational Text SMS Message Quotes

Never get to attached to any1,
Bcoz attachments always lead to Expectations.
And expectations always lead to disappointments.




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When it hurts to look back,
& you're scared to look ahead,
You can look beside you.
& your best friend (me) will be there.




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The test of courage comes.
When we are in the minority.
The test of tolerance comes.
When we r in the majority..




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The duck looks smooth & calm on top of the water.
But underneath there is restless peddling.
In life nothing worthwhile comes without struggle.




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You are educated
When you have the ability
To listen to almost anything
Without losing your
Temper & self confidence!




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You can't change the past but
you can ruin the present by
worrying over the future.



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A hug is a great gift
one size fits all. It can be given
for any occasion & it's easy
to exchange.



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Life is a book, we all read it.
Love is a blessing, we all need it.
Always be happy, walk wid a smile.
Remember in this world we are just 4 a while.



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Perfection is achieved not when
There is nothing more to add
But when there is nothing
Left to take away



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Be satisfied with life
But, unsatisfied with
The results u produce

That's the best way to keep
Growing & discover
your hidden potential



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A dream is your creative vision for ur life in the future.
You must break out of your current comfort zone
& become comfortable with the unfamiliar & the unknown.



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Don't expect anything from life,
expectations hurt.
When you dont expect,

every moment is a surprise &
every surprise brings happiness.



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Extending 1 hand to help somebody has more value,
Than joining two hands 4 prayer,



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"No candle loses its light while lighting another candle"
So never stop sharing & helping others bcoz it makes your life more meaningful.



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Don't Accept Others Definition Of Life.. Its Your Life, Define It Yourself, The
Way you Love It To Be, Be Yourself B'coz none Knows About You Better Than You ...


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