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“Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you!!!”
“You say Im a bitch such as its a bad thing?!”
“How lots of times do I need to flush before you go away?”
“Well this day was a total waste of make-up”
“Well are not we a bloody ray of sunshine?”
“Dont bother me, Im living happily ever after.”
“Do I look such as a fucking people person!”
“This isnt an office. Its HELL with fluorescent lighting”
“I started out with nothing still have most of it left”
“I pretend to work, they pretend to pay me”
“YOU!!… off my planet!!!”

Naughty Jokes

Father: Tum Nay Aj Tak Koi Aisa Kam Kia Hay Jis Say Mera Sar oncha huwa ho….
Son: Ji Papa Jan Yaad Karin Aik Dafa App Kay Sar Kay Nicahy Do Takkiye Rakhe thy ..

Latest Cricket Jokes

Sehwag”s wife wants him to go to the market, but Sehwag is afraid to venture out in public.
He feels people will go after him for his dismal performance on the field with the willow.
So he does go to the market dressed as a woman.
There, a beautiful woman comes up to him and says, “Kya Sehwag, kaise ho?”

Allama Iqbal Poetry
Wo so raha hai to usay sonay do  IQBAL~~~
Shayad gulami ki nend m wo khuwab azadi k dekh raha ho.
23 march yom-e-pakistan mubarak ho.. .
Good Night 

Urdu Shayari

Chahe Mujrim Samjhe Ya Koi Gunahgaar Hamein
Saaf Kehte Hain K Ek Shakhs Se Hay Pyar Hamein
Dil Dia Hay Kisi Ko To Mukarna Kesa
Pyar Kia Hay To Halaat Se Darna Kesa
Apne Is Jurm Ka Iqrar Hay So Baar Hamein
Saaf Kehte Hain K Ek Shakhs Se Hay Pyar Hamein
Humne Maana K Hamein Jaan Se Jaana Hoga
Jaan De K B Hamein Pyar Nibhana Hoga
Lo Suno
Tark-e-Mohabbat Se Hay Inkaar Hamein
Saaf Kehte Hain K Ek Shakhs Se Hay Bohat Pyar Hamein.