LATEST SMS 2011

Mere jaise ladke ko kya chahiye?
1 Ladki jo pyar de.
1 Ladki jo achha khana banaye.
1 Ladki jo paisa kamaye.
Aur aisa nasib ke tino ladkiyan ek dusre se mil na paaye.

Why Boy holds Girl's hands wen walking in Markets.
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Bcoz If dey leave their hand, dey will start purchasing.
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it luks romantic but actually its economics!!!

Boy was in a bus, suddnly driver applied break.
He fell on a girl & kissed her
Girl: Hey!! what are you doing???
Boy: MBA & you??
She smiled.
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Moral:
Always think about Studies

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Aapko mere sms mile?
Nahi mile to ye lo
SMS
Ye lo chote sms
sms
Ye lo remix
SmS
Stylish wale bhi lo
$M$
Baass
AB AP KI BARI

Santa ko loose motion ho gaya,
wo Dr. ke paas gaya.
Dr.- kaisi potty aa rahi hei ?
Santa- Patli.
Dr.- kitni patli ?
Santa- Itni ki AAp usse kulla kar sakte hei.

Wife: Shadi se Pehle mera Figure Bilkul PEPSI ke Bottle Ki Tarah Tha.
Husband: Wo to ab Bhi hai, Farq Sirf itna hai k Pehle Bottle 300ml
ki thi ab 2ltr ki Hai.

Rishte ke liye 1 dabaye, shaadi ke lie 3 dabaye, sir dusri shadi ke liye kya dabayun...?
.....pehli wali kaa gala..

Ap kahe ek bar to muskurana chod denge, jindgi me muhabat ka geet gana chod denge, bhul jayenge un sare lamho ko jo ap ne diya, Ap kahe to khud ki jindagi ka sath nibhana chod denge.

Normaly,Whn people ask,
"How did ur frnshp begin?"
They tend 2 narrate a long story ;
But
4 me, itz juz a sentnce,
" U Found Me, whn I ws Lukin 4 U ".

Khusi Ka Pal Ho Tumare Liye
Baharo Ka Gulista Ho Tmare Liye
Kamyabi Ki Manjil Ho Tumhare LiyeBas Ek Pyara Sa Dost Banke Rehna Humare Liye

Sardar proposed girl wid a romantic poem - kutta mar gaya razai me, mein pagal hua teri judai mein.... Haathi naali me beh nahi sakta, ye sardar tere bin reh nahi sakta.....

Mere pass MySpace hai, ibibo hai, aur Orkut hai...
tere pass kya hai
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mere pass...
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mere pass aur bhi kaam hai...D O S T

Sorry Kuch Din BEST SMS Nahi kar Saka,
Actully Police Pakar ke le gai thi
1 LADKI k Murder Case Me,
Maine Nahi Mara usko,
Bas I LOVE YOU Bola,
Pagli Khushi se Mar Gayi....

Tu chamm chamm kar ke aai,
Aur chamm chamm kar chale gai.
Me SINDUR ka Diba leke Khade thhe,
Tu RAKHI Bandhha ke Chale gai

EK "CHUHA" THA ?
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Battameez sara msg hi kutar gaya..
warna itna kuch likha tha aapki taarif me k bas pucho hi mat.

A boy looks in a girl's purse in a class
She says its bad manners.
He says its nt.
Girl: Y ?
Boy: Coz members of d same class can access private data.?

Kamaal tere nakhrey,
Kamaal tera style hai,
Baat karne ki tameez nahin
Aur haath main mobile hai?

Santa Bus stand jane ke kitne paise?
Rikshwala 10Rs
Santa: 2Rs mein chalega.
Rikshwala 2Rs kaun le k jayega?
Santa baith piche mai le jata hu