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Saturday 30 April 2011

Anniversary SMS


Happy Anniversary and May your marriage
Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives!
That special day is here again
That special day is here again The day we took our vows You're just as special to me today As you still get me aroused. Happy Anniversary Lover
I'm sending this bouquet of love
I'm sending this bouquet of love To say that I love you so much I hope I say it often enough I want you to know it's true,On this special occasion I want to remind you That you are my everything And my love is true,Happy Anniversary Lover!


Long after our anniversary And thi
Long after our anniversary And this greeting has been thrown away Think of the thought behind it,Each and everyday, Happy Anniversary Lover!
if I met you on tomorrow I would still
if I met you on tomorrow I would still give you my heart If you should say, "do you still love me?" I'd say, "Till death do us part"Happy Anniversaryi
Best wishes to you both on ur anniversary,
Best wishes to you both on ur anniversary, May the love that you share Last your lifetime through,As you make a wonderful pair.Happy Wedding
To the beautiful couple in all the land
To the beautiful couple in all the land, May your anniversary be Happy and Grand.Happy Anniversary
How true my feelings were I found
How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married me
Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband), For the years we share I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair
On this special day,best wishes go to you,t
On this special day,best wishes go to you,that this wonderful love u share, lasts your lifetime through.Happy anniversary to you my Love
I'll always remember The day I married you,
I'll always remember The day I married you, Without you my love, my beauty, I don't know what I'd do
Your loving and thoughtful ,Just to mention two, I adore your sweet smile It makes me want you.Happy Anniversary
We've had our ups and downs,
We've had our ups and downs,This we both know,Through it all our love Still managed to grow
Different thoughts we had About many things,But our love for each other,Had no attached strings.Happy Anniversary
Hoping that the love you shared years
Hoping that the love you shared years ago Is still as strong today as it was then Bringing you much joy , love and  happiness To celebrate again.Happy Anniversaryi
Nothing in this world Could ever be As
Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You've given me
Your love makes my days so very bright,just knowing you're my darling wife(Husband).Happy Anniversary
Your love makes my days Happy and bright
Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you Brought pure delight
Joy beyond reason You've given me, Our love is true This I can see.Happy Anniversary
The most important thing you fixed
The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I'll always treasure I love you** Happy Anniversary ***
all my love for you FREE
all my love for you FREE!wishing u a very happy ANNIVERSARY....!By Meg
I LOVE U are words just three,
I LOVE U are words just three,which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.so this is what i want to say,live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!
Marriage is that relation between man and women in which tha Independence is Equal,the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal". Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

 i wish u de best anniversary a man could wish his wife.my love throughout the years we've had our ups& downs but we stood by each other no matter what happened we maintained this love so on our anniversary of 2years i just wanna say this "thank u &i'll alwayz love you for what you've done for me"u were &still r my light and shine in my world ngi'asixenga ngawe(zulu for i'm proud of you love keep it up).remember this when things get rough and tough"i love you"
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Happy Anniversary and May your marriage
Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives!
That special day is here again
That special day is here again The day we took our vows You're just as special to me today As you still get me aroused. Happy Anniversary Lover
I'm sending this bouquet of love
I'm sending this bouquet of love To say that I love you so much I hope I say it often enough I want you to know it's true,On this special occasion I want to remind you That you are my everything And my love is true,Happy Anniversary Lover!

Long after our anniversary And thi
Long after our anniversary And this greeting has been thrown away Think of the thought behind it,Each and everyday, Happy Anniversary Lover!
if I met you on tomorrow I would still
if I met you on tomorrow I would still give you my heart If you should say, "do you still love me?" I'd say, "Till death do us part"Happy Anniversary
Best wishes to you both on ur anniversary,
Best wishes to you both on ur anniversary, May the love that you share Last your lifetime through,As you make a wonderful pair.Happy Wedding
To the beautiful couple in all the land
To the beautiful couple in all the land, May your anniversary be Happy and Grand.Happy Anniversaryi
How true my feelings were I found
How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married me
Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband), For the years we share I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair
On this special day,best wishes go to you,t
On this special day,best wishes go to you,that this wonderful love u share, lasts your lifetime through.Happy anniversary to you my Love
I'll always remember The day I married you,
I'll always remember The day I married you, Without you my love, my beauty, I don't know what I'd do
Your loving and thoughtful ,Just to mention two, I adore your sweet smile It makes me want you.Happy Anniversary
We've had our ups and downs,
We've had our ups and downs,This we both know,Through it all our love Still managed to grow
Different thoughts we had About many things,But our love for each other,Had no attached strings.Happy Anniversary
Hoping that the love you shared years
Hoping that the love you shared years ago Is still as strong today as it was then Bringing you much joy , love and  happiness To celebrate again.Happy Anniversary
Love smsNothing in this world Could ever be As
Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You've given me
Your love makes my days so very bright,just knowing you're my darling wife(Husband).Happy Anniversary
Your love makes my days Happy and bright
Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you Brought pure delight
Joy beyond reason You've given me, Our love is true This I can see.Happy Anniversary
The most important thing you fixed
The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I'll always treasure I love you** Happy Anniversary ***
all my love for you FREE
all my love for you FREE!wishing u a very happy ANNIVERSARY....!
I LOVE U are words just three,
I LOVE U are words just three,which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.so this is what i want to say,live in my heart n there 4 ever stay
Marriage is that relation between man and women in which tha Independence is Equal,the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal". Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.
 i wish u de best anniversary a man could wish his wife.my love throughout the years we've had our ups& downs but we stood by each other no matter what happened we maintained this love so on our anniversary of 2years i just wanna say this "thank u &i'll alwayz love you for what you've done for me"u were &still r my light and shine in my world ngi'asixenga ngawe(zulu for i'm proud of you love keep it up).remember this when things get rough and tough"i love you"

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Thursday 28 April 2011

Good luck SMS


Dil behal jaey tu log chor dete hain, koi or mil jaey tu log chor dete hain, 4 din ki chandani ka kya karna, Chandani dhal jaey tu log chor dete hain, Qasmeen Tu Khaty hain sada sath deney ki Zehan badal jay tu log chor dety hain, Aj kl k Logon ka kya Bharosa...! Mosam badal jay tu log chor dete hain, Log "Dosti" karty hain matlab k liye, Matlab nikal jaye tu log chor Dyte hain......


Kaha tha na is tarha Sotey main mat chor k jana Mujhe Beshak jaga dena bata dena... Mohabbat k safar mai sath chal nahi Saktey Judai k Safar mai sath chal nahi saktey Tumhein Raa"sta badalna hai Meri Hadd se nikalna hai Tumhein kis baat ka Darr hai...? Tumhein Jaane hi nahi deta... Kahin pe Qaid kar leta??? Aray Pagli Mohabbat mai Zabardasti nahi hoti Jisey Raa"sta badalna ho usey Rasta badalney se Jisey Hadd se nikalna ho usey had se nikalney se Na koi Rok paya hai Na koi Rok paye ga Tumhein kis baat ka Darr tha...? Mujhe Beshak jaga dete Mai Tum ko Dekh hi leta Tumhein koi Duaa deta Kam az kam yun to na hota Mere saathi!! Haqeeqat hai.... Tumhare baad khone k liye kuch bhi nahi baqi Magar khoney se Darta hoon Mai ab soney se darta hoon


Kagaz ki kashti

Kagaz ki kashti thi,paani ka kinara tha

Khelne ki masti thi,dil ye aawara tha

Kahan aa gaye is samajhdari k daldal me

wo nadan bachpan hi kitna pyara tha,

My perfect wish for you is that, you may prosper & be in good health even as your soul prospers... GOODLUCK.


Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success...Luck is yours,Wish is mine...May Ur future always shine...Good Luck

mised calls are not for time pass..they r silently say that i"m thinking of u right now and u r thinking of me for a moment...good day

Happiness as light as air.
LOVE as DEEP as OCEAN.
Friends as solid as diamonds and
success as bright as gold.
These r my wishes 4 u today n everyday...

Jokes SMS Collection


I Wrote On The Door







"Plz Don"t Enter

I m Upset"



Frnds

Came,Smilling &

Said:





"Sory Yar tujhe To

Pta Hy Na English

Samjh Nahi Aati":-)

Daku Mangal Singh Banta Ke Ghar Mein Ghus Ayaa..



Daku : Sona kahan hai, Jaldi Bataao..!



Banta : Pura Ghar Khali Hai Malko, Jithe Marzi So Jao

Did You Know...!

She Is Hot!
She Is Sweet!
She Always Need A Lip 4 Kiss
Whole World Mad 4 Her!
Who!
Who Is She?

Do U Know?


"Tea"
Chai Piyo, Mast
Jiyo...............................

MORNING

is a good time to REMEMBER

all the sweet things &

all sweet persons in your LIFE

so wake up with your

SWEET MEMORIES



!GOOD MORNING!








Zindgi
"ABC"
ka majmoaa hy



?


A=Aitbaar
B=Bharosa
C=Chahat
D=Dosti
E=Enaayat
F=Faisla
G=Gham
H=Hmdam
I=Intzar
J=Justuju
K=Khayal
L=Lamhy
M=Muhabbat
N=Narazgi
O=Omeed
P=Pyar
Q=Qismat
R=Rishty
S=Smjhota
T=Tamanna
U=Udasiyan
V=Virasat
W=Wada
X=Xcuse
Y=Yaden

in sb felings sy milkr banti hy

Z=Zindagi

Happiness is more important than smile..
becose smile comes from lips,
but happiness comes from heart..
be happy forever



Wednesday 27 April 2011

Funny urdu sms Message


Khush to bahot hoge tum,
Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,Magar aab kya karoge...?Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...?Ha ha ha ha
Dosti Kro College wali se

Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt kro pros wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar khao ger wali se.
Jo Juldi mile woh hai gum
Jo juldi mile woh hai gum, jo dair se mile woh hai paisa,jo kisi kisi ko mile woh hai pyar, jo kismat se mile woh hain AAP.
Life is like math
Life is like math. Friends ko plus kro , dushman ko minus kro, khushion ko multiply kro, Gham ko divide kro, aur hamesha muskrao.
Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius
Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal larkay/larki ka sms par rahe ho.

5 great people:
5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die.
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!
Meri to behan hai"!
Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle" Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai"!
Murga SARDAR tha!!!
A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!
Message pe message bhejte ho,
Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho, khud ka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!!
sadak hi sidhi nikli.
Suchta tha har mor per aap ka intezar karenge.. per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, kambhakat sadak hi sidhi nikli.


kuch tu baat he aap mai,
Sharab bani to Maikhane bane..Husn bana tu Deewane bane.. kuch tu baat he aap mai, yu hi nahi pagal khane bane.. kesa laga
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu
Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele, Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he, Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw? bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu. Sender...Circuit Bhai.!
Haqeeqat karo byaan to mazaak lagta hai,
Haqeeqat karo byaan to mazaak lagta hai,
ibadat karo jab to jhootha khwab lagta hai,
Are ye dil hai dil, aur dil ki hai ye sdaa,
aur tum kehte ho ki tumhe ye haseen ittfak lagta hai
zindagi mauhtaj nhn manzilon ki
zindagi mauhtaj nhn manzilon ki, waqt har manzil dikha deta hai, kon marta hai kisi ke liya, waqt sab ko jeena sikha deta.
ya dil pyar ke qabil na raha
ya dil pyar ke qabil na raha,Koi bhi izhar ke qabil na reha,is dil main bas gayi dosti aapki ab tu chand bhi deedar ke kabil na raha!
kal ho na ho..
kal ho na ho...
Aaj tu hai...
Aaj ho na ho...
Ya pel tu hay...
Ya pel ho na ho...
Hum tu hia...
Hum ho na ho...
Humari dosti tu hai.
HUM AAP KO KABHI KHONEY
HUM AAP KO KABHI KHONEY NAHIN DENGE JUDA HONA CHAHA TO BHI HONE NAHIN DENGE CHANDNI RATON MEIN AYE GI MERI YAAD MERI YAAD KE WOH PAL AAP KO SONE NAHIN DENGE
Log apna banake chod dete hai.
Log apna banake chod dete hai.
Rishta gairo se jod lete hai..
Hum to ek phool bhi na tod sake.
Log to dil bhi tod dete hai By Jinbaba
Aey chaand, tu bhi kiya ghazab
Aey chaand, tu bhi kiya ghazab dhaata hai,
Bachpan main "mama" aur jawaani main "yaar" nazar aata hai
Zindagi May Hamesha Naye
Zindagi May Hamesha Naye Log Milenge,
Kahin Ziyada To Kahin Kam Milenge,
Aitbaar Zara Soch Kar Karna,
Mumkin Nahi Har Jagah Tumhe Hum Milenge
Phool bina.....Khushboo bekaar
Phool bina.....Khushboo bekaar
Chand bina.....Chandni bekaar
Pyar bina.....Zindagi bekaar
Mere SMS bina.....Tumhara MOBILE bekaar!!!!! 

BEHRE HO PHONE UTHAO JULDI!
Whan i call u, 1 ring means i' m thinking of u, 2 rings means i like u, 3 rings means i'm missing u, 4 rings means i need u, 5 rings mean.. BEHRE HO PHONE UTHAO JULDI!
higher studies
athan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.. When a person askied what he was doing.. He replied.. Oye! higher studies yaar...
25 saal se amara koon peeta aay..!
Doctor says to pathan: Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Pathan: Hoga zaror hoga; 25 saal se amara koon peeta aay..!
Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi nahi tha
Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi nahi tha, Khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha, Raste pe ja ke dekha to khidki pe koinahi tha...
Ball to pahle se hi gol hai
Laloo: 2 his P.A.: Itne khilari kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai? P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye. Laloo: Susra, Ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge.!
Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!
Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho. Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho, Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!
 SMS kar sakte ho!
Kaise ho? maze me? tabiyat kasei? ungli me dard nahi na? aankh bhi ok? dimag thikane? Kaamal ha yar fir to SMS kar sakte ho!
Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise,
Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise, ronak ho nerolac paint jaise, mehak ho axe jaise, tazgi ho colgate jaise, aur tenssion free rehe huggies jaise!
God ne tujhe bheja to bheja
God ne tujhe bheja to bheja, lekin behja to aisa bheja ki behje main bheja hi nahi bheja, Ye mujhe kise ne bheja, isliye
maine tujhe bheja!

Tuesday 26 April 2011

Mother Day S.M.S


Give your mother a little something to show that you are thinking about her, and you'll be sure to make her smile.
When U feel U R alone in the Crowd,
When U Think No 1 can Understand U,
When UR love is rejected by others,
& when U hate UR Life,
Just Close UR eyes,
& see,
Her facce who Loves U
more than any 1 else,
Who Care 4 U in loneleness,
& dies when U cry.
She is no 1, But UR Sweet Loving Mother.
Love
UR Mom First. IYA
You've seen me laugh
You've seen me cry
And always you were there with me
I may not have always said it
But thanks and I love you
Happy Mother's Day
For the best mom
who always had a smile for me
I know we may be far apart right now
So here's a great big hug and kiss
Happy Mother's Day
Many hugs
Only luv never anger
Teaching me
Helping me
Every smile when I was sad
Raising me to be strong
It spells Mother. Thanks for being u.

Happy Mother's Day
means more than flowers and gifts
It means saying thank you
It means I love you
You are my mother, my friend
Today is your day

I luv u mom
having u makes me feel safe & calm
I miss u mom
Missing touches 2 my face with ur chapped palm
u r the greatest
because u r my mom

Mommy, I love you
For all that you do.
I'll kiss you and hug you
'Cause you love me, too.
You feed me and need me
To teach you to play,Copyright www.lovelysms.com
So smile 'cause I love you
On this Mother's Day. Mommy, I love you

For all that you do.
I'll kiss you and hug you
'Cause you love me, too.
You feed me and need me
To teach you to play,
So smile 'cause I love youCopyright www.lovelysms.com
On this Mother's Day

Give your mother a little something to show that you are thinking about her, and you'll be sure to make her smile.
What the heart gives away is never gone, but kept in the hearts of others, from dusk to dawn. Love you from the core of my heart. Happy Mothers Day

Mother is an undying love, A love beyond compare, the one you take your troubles to, she is the one who really cares. Mother you are all of this and more, I love you very much.

Being a great mother is a very hard role, but mother u r the star for this one I know, I love you Mom. Happy Mothers Day.

The love she has deep in her heart, Always gives me a good jump start, She is the one who's love is true, Thank u Mom for being u

There r no words that say thanku enough 4 everything u have done 4 me while i was growing up.I really do appreciate u and admire u very much, though i dont always express myself that i ll always be intouch, I guess thats why we have these special days, so that peoples like myself can say that they will love u always. Happy Mothers Day My Cute Mom.



Thanku mother for all that u do, i know my thanks are far to few, I really do love u i dont say enough, 4 me those words r really tough, i wish i could express all that i feel, bt 4 me u know thats a big deal, Have a g8 day i m thinking of u , i hope my feelings r getting through. Happy Mothers Day Saima

So many wonderful moments we have spent together, so many wonderful years in all kinds of weather, thinking of u mother brings memories to mind, wonderful moments i ll treasure, these u gve me sincerely thats why my mom , I love u so dearly. Happy Mothers Day My dear Mom

When u feel u r alone in a crowd, when u think no one can understand u, when u think ur love is rejected by others, and when u hate ur life just close ur eyes and think about her who loves u truly, cares for u in ur loneliness, dies when u cry, she is no one else but ur MOM...
 Is zulem ke duniya mainfaqat payar meri maan
Hai mery ley saya-e-diwar meri maan
Nafrat ky jazeron sy mohabat ke hadun tak
Bus payar hai haan payar hai payar meri maan shah

M - For the MILLION things she gave me,
O - For she's growing OLD,
T - For the TEARS she shed to save me,
H - For her HEART of purest gold,
E - For her EYES, with love-light shining,
R - For she is always RIGHT and always be.

 Mommy, I love you
For all that you do.
I'll kiss you and hug you
'Cause you love me, too.
You feed me and need me
To teach you to play,
So smile 'cause I love you
On this Mother's Day. Mommy, I love you
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Full Name: Hamo
Mobile: 00966504443074

Maama you met my jaana
Maamaa
you are my rama
and this is not a drama
like the TV show khana khazana
coz. you liked my jaana
who is from a good gharana
moreover he enjoys guitar bajana
and coz. you said him ghar aana
minu
  
MY Mother is a very GOOD and lovely Mother

Sunday 24 April 2011

Wise Words sms

Each moment of ur life is a picture
Each moment of ur life is a picture which u had never seen before. And which ull never see again so enjoy> & live life & make each moment beautiful....
GODISNOWHERE this can be read as GOD
GODISNOWHERE this can be read as GOD IS NO WHERE or as GOD IS NOW HERE everything depends on how do u see anything. so think positive
A negative thinker see a difficulty in every opportunity
A negative thinker see a difficulty in every opportunity,A positive thinker see an opportunity in every difficulty,wish u an optimistic life..
Love urself ,Flirt with ur understanding,
Love urself ,Flirt with ur understanding,Romance with dreams,Get engaged with simplicity,Marry genuiness,Divorce the ego...Thats Good Life...
What the word IMPOSSIBLE says
What the word IMPOSSIBLE says I M Possible. So every thing which seems impossible is itself says that is possible.



In life LOVE is never planned
In life LOVE is never planned nor does it happen for a reason.But when LOVE is real,It becomes ur PLAN for life and ur reason for living.
Mistakes are painful when they happen
Mistakes are painful when they happen,But years later a collection of mistakes called Experience Which leads us to success...
What is trust ?? Trust is a feeling
What is trust ?? Trust is a feeling that a one year child has , when you throw him in air and catch again , and he enjoys it
When GOD drops needles and pins along ur path
When GOD drops needles and pins along ur path in LIFE, dont stay away,, instead pick them up and collect them..they were designed to be STRONG!
Dont think how many moments in your life
Dont think how many moments in your life, just think how much life is there in a moment.
Treat everyone with politeness,
Treat everyone with politeness,Even those who are rude to U.....Not because they are not nice,But bcoz u are nice....!!!**

Success is like tip of the tail
Success is like tip of the tail !!!If cat runs to catch the tail.It has to keep running forever.But if it walks in its own style.Tail follows!!Live life with ur own rules....
GOD is always playing CHESS
GOD is always playing CHESS with each one of us. He makes Moves in our LIFE & then sits back to see how we react to the CHALLENGES ... So make the best move before CHECKMATE....
Life gives answer in 3 ways.
Life gives answer in 3 ways... It says Yes & gives u what u want, it says no and gives u something better, it says wait and gives u the Best!

A negative thinker see a difficulty in every opportunity,A positive thinker see an opportunity in every difficulty,wish u an optimistic life..
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 Pushing things to happen before their time is a futile and disturbing exercise.it is like trying to change the
flow of a river single-handed.
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 Each moment of
ur life is a picture which u had never seen before. And which ull never see again so enjoy &
live life & make each moment beautiful....
---


 Life is made of small jumps over great obstacles. it's in the courage of getting thru them that makes life
challenging & exciting. 

Sometimes its dumb to be wise and sometimes its wise to be dumb. but more often than not, we are the
opposite of what it is wise to be.
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 The word Trust is d basis of all relatioas but a small mistake made, can change its entire meaning. Like just a
missing 'T' can 'RUST' d relation!

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 if you ever want to succeed in your life:  Copyright www.lovelysms.com
"Be sweet as honey, Be regular as clock, Be fresh as rose, Be soft as tissue, and Be strong as rock."


"stolen kisses are always sweetest"
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"smile is good cosmetics for beauty"
---


Success is like your own shadow, if u try to catch then u wil never succeed, ignore it and walk in ur own
way.....it wil follow u...
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 Do not feel ashamed if the amount of charity is small because to refuse the needy is an act of greater
shame.
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Life is like riding a bicycle. To
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.
Don't run through life so fast t
Don't run through life so fast that you forget not only where you've been ,but where you are     
Life is a game, play it; life is
Life is a game, play it; life is a challenge, meet it; life is an opportunity, capture it. In life, the best revenge is living.
Many of life's failures are people
Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up
Go confidently in the direction of
Go confidently in the direction of your  dreams. live the life you have imagined.
Though no one can go back &
Though no one can go back & make a brand new start, anyone can start from now & make a brand new ending
Almost anything you do will be insignificant,
Almost anything you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it.
Yesterday is a cancelled cheque
Yesterday is a cancelled cheque, tomorrow is a promissory note , today is cash...spend it wisely.
It is better to be hated for what
It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not. 
celebrate each happy day in

celebrate each happy day in such a way that next day will come surely
WE CANNOT HOLD A TORCH
WE CANNOT HOLD A TORCH TO ANOTHER MAN'S PATH WITHOUT BRIGHTENING OUR OWNBy Jeet (Mumbai)
 EDUCATION IS NOT PREPARATION
EDUCATION IS NOT PREPARATION FOR LIFE. EDUCATION IS LIFE ITSELF
 PAIN IS INEVITABLE. SUFFERING
PAIN IS INEVITABLE. SUFFERING IS OPTIONAL.
 IF U DON'T HEAR
OPPORTUNITY
IF U DON'T HEAR
OPPORTUNITY KNOCKING, FIND ANOTHER DOOR.
WHEN IT IS DARK ENOUG
WHEN IT IS DARK ENOUGH , YOU CAN SEE THE STARS.
NEVER LOOK DOWN ON ANYBODY
NEVER LOOK DOWN ON ANYBODY UNLESS YOU ARE HELPING THEM UP.
 NOTHING IS SO STRONG AS
NOTHING IS SO STRONG AS GENTELNESS, AND NOTHING IS SO GENTLE AS TRUE STRENGTH.
HATEFUL PEOPLE THINK
HATEFUL PEOPLE THINK GOD IS ON THEIR SIDE BUT LOVING PEOPLE ALWAYS TRY TO BE ON GOD'S SIDE.
 FROM WHAT WE GET WE CA
FROM WHAT WE GET WE CAN MAKE A LIVING. WHAT WE GIVE HOWEVER MAKES A LIFE.)
 A MAN HAS MADE  ATLEAST A
A MAN HAS MADE  ATLEAST A START ON DISCOVERING THE MEANING OF HUMAN LIFE, WHEN THE PLANTS SHADE TREES UNDER WHICH HE KNOWS FULL WELL, HE WILL NEVER SIT Don't mind
Anybody say u fool
Don't mind
Anybody say u hard
Don't mind
Anybody say u poor
Don't mind
Anybody say u low
Don't mind
Anybody say u bad

Dream SMS


Throw your dreams into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back, a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country.

Take this kiss upon the brow! And, in parting from you now,
Thus much let me avow--
You are not wrong who deem
That my days have been a dream;
Yet if hope has flown away
In a night, or in a day,
In a vision, or in none,
Is it therefore the less gone?Copyright www.lovelysms.com
All that we see or seem
Is but a dream within a dream."

A man's dreams are an index to his greatness."
We have within reach, now, the attainment of almost every dream of mankind.
 The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."

Dreams come true; without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them.

Had I the heavens' embroidered cloths,
Enwrought with golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim and the dark cloths
Of night and light and the half-light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet;Copyright www.lovelysms.com
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams

Your future dependz upon ur dreams so go to sleep and let me too...

Full Name: Khushy
Since
ur eyes are
looking tired... Let
ur
eye lashes hug each
other for few hours.
Happy journey into the
world of dreams,Gudnyte,


Had I the heavens' embroidered cloths,
Enwrought with golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim and the dark cloths
Of night and light and the half-light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet;Copyright www.lovelysms.com
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams

 y do we close our eyes wen we dream ? ..Copyright www.lovelysms.com
dts bcoz d most butiful things n lyf r un seen..
so ask me ..
y cnt i see u ryt nw ? ü
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When you find a dream inside your heart, don't let it go. for dreams are the tiny seeds from which beautiful
Tomorrow

If u can dream with ur eyes open, u have 100% chance to live ur dream, but if u dream while sleeping u can only write incomplete & spiced movies and stories.- January Mokhali

everything on earth is as a result of dreamz, they make the tommorow. so lets all dream to make the world a better place........okanya phillip

February sms


caring is love
In another word caring is love so care that if someone care for u is love from that person.


What If
Dear, what if my heart wants to love u, what if my hands want to touch u,what if my eyes want to see u,what if my lips want to kiss u,and what if my life wants to get u?



Don't find love, let love find you. That's why it's called falling in love because you don't force yourself to fall, you just fall



apko bhul jau namumkin c bat he , apko na ho yakeen ye aur baat hai, jabtak rahegi saans tab tak rahoge yaad , ye saas tut jaye to aur bat he..... saras



Aanshu mein na dhundo hamae,dil mein bas jayenge,
tammana ho agar milne ki to band aankho mein bhi nazar aayenge.



I'm afraid to close my eyes coz I might think of you.
I'm afraid to open them coz I might see you.
I'm afraid to move my lips coz I might speak of you.
I'm afraid to listen coz I might hear my heart fall for you
love u so much till death.
.


I find love,difficult to explain,impossible to control,it come when you least it and its a unique experience,let us share the experience,passionate of it.I give u the key to my world.I love u.
Baraka +255786013232



This is a tender love at a tender age that open its tender eyes in a tender morning between two tender heartz.



Love is a conection hearts through an inisible midia which supports heart signals openly.
 
I think about you always,

and the way you make me smile.
like when i look into your eyes, it gives me butterflies.
When you hold me in your arms n
when my lips connect with yours,
its a feelin that i cant explain
because i never felt like that before.

i always
i always wanted to prove my love to u
but i couldnt coz i couldnt found any higest word to imagine my love to u
so i want to die and ask god to give me a word that no one has said
then i will come to ur dream and say love_u_more_than_u_want



love msg
Ilove you with all ma heart.
By: JESSE

wake up
IF U WAKE UP IN RED ROOM WITH NO WINDOWS AND DOOR, DONT PANIC....YOUR JUST IN MY HEART!


when u
when u open your cloths u cac see your sexy body but when u will open your heart you will see only my lots of love on it.


HIV
Testing
ur blood 33% complete
44%complete 55%complete
85%complete 100%complete
u got HIV

H:honey
I:in
V:vein
thats why u are soo sweet



If 10 p!ple care 4 u, one of them is me, if 1person cares 4 u that wd be me again, if no 1cares 4 u that means am not in this world.

I love the way you touch me,
Always sending chills down my spine.
I love that you are with me,
And glad that you are mine..

TO LOVE SOMEONE IS NOTHING.....
TOBE LOVED IS SOMETHING..........
BUT
TO LOVE AND TOBE LOVED IS
EVERYTHING..................................!!!!!!

If kissing was just two people touching lips, it wouldn't touch our hearts and bind our souls the way it does


Hi gial, I have remember, What is your name please,tell me your right name, i love you ok
bye
see
you
next
again

satish loves natasha
dont look into my eyes 4 fear
it mirrors true sight isee
there u finds
ur face too clear
lost in it &love it as i do


Like the wave of the sea
Like the wave of the sea
ur thinking has carried me away to a land of loneliness,where i see nothing but myself,touch nothing but winds,feels nothing but luv for u


stop lovin u
THE DAY i WiLL STOP LOViN U iS THE DAY i CLOSE MY EYES FOREVER


love u
bin dekhe tere tasbir bana sakta hu, bin mile tere dil ka hal bata sakta hu, apne pyarr mai itna dam hai ki tere aasu apne aankho mai mehasus kar sakta hu


Quotation of love's meaning
"Love is like heaven, but it can hurt like hell."

"Might be the people does great things in love but i say if u r a true lover then do small things but with great love and u must always remember that
false lover does different things but true lover does things differently so be true lover pls ponder urself in the above matter and weigh up urself."


trust & love
I trust U is d better complement then I love you coz U may not always trust d person U love but U can always love d person U Trust.


love
love is the medicine for any kind of pain But be sure that there is no medicine in this world for the pain given by love.


life without
Life without values is flower without fragrance........


mesh ,ccti wish.............
I wish the sun never shine wind never blows and the moon never shine bcuz I wanna live under
ur light under ur warmth and under ur breeze......


My Love
YOU have ol that i would ever think of having.Talk abt de luv,smiles and de whole of u.These make my luv 4 u 2 remain as constant as de THREE NORTHERN STARS.Luv u



Saturday 23 April 2011

Sardar Jokes SMS Massages


One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.
"What the guys are doing" asked the sardar.
" We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one
runner.
"Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!"
Exclaimed the Sardar kunjava

Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the receptionist. "Thank you." says the Sardar and
hangs up.kunjava

Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.kunjava

Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.
Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like
"Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai."kunjava

A SARDAR IS SING A PATRIOTIC SONG-""EY MERE VATAN KE LOGON
JARA AAINKH MEIN BHAR LO PANI,
JO SHAHEED HUYE HAIN UNKEE,
TUSSI GHAR LE AAO "JANANI" "

Sardar ji;
Bhagwan mujhe dard de,Dukh de,tention de,mujhe barbad kar de,mere piche BHoot laga de,
Bhabwan;abe sale ek line me bol ke biwi chahiye. maham khan

A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....XOLISWA

Sardar ji Aapko logo ne kyun mara ? Sardar " yaar Meri Photo Bas main Gir Gayi To Maine Madam Se Kaha Zara Sadi Upar Karo Photo Lena Hai".suraj

 Ek sardar Indian Flag lene shop mein gaya tha. Shopwale ne usse flag diya. Sardar bola: Isme aur colour dikhao!!! Siki

Ek american ek sardar se kaha hamare yahan saadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai isper sardar bola kamal hai hamare yahan to sirf female se hoti hai Sam 3459129932

 
Day a monkey kicked a sarder on his back and run away.Sarder run to catch him and find a zebra in the field.Sarder kicked the zebra on his back and said " Salla Trackshut pahenke dhoka de raha tha..." By Deb Sankar

A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!Tanzil Minhas

SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi
SON   :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon Arsalan Shaka

This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start
approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon
sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji
replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to
janwar hai, usko kya pata"kunjava

There's a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the
sardars in the 'mayyat' are dancing the bhangra and singing and general
'balle balle' is on. The people on the street find it strange that instead
of mourning everyone is celebrating as if its marriage baraat. So one of
them asks Santa Singh, ;Singh Saab, aapka koi sage wala gujar gaya hai aur
aap naach rahe ho?; .....comes the reply, ;Haan ji! Hai hi baat badi kushi
ki!!! Aaj paheli baar ek sardar brain tumour se mara hai!!!; kunjava
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!roshan

After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?roshan

Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English.
Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underware'
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi roshan

Manager asked to sardar at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.roshan

Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR roshan

 Sardar orders pizza.
Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge nikki

Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche marriam

 A sardarji Doctor falls in Love
A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....subs

Sardarji, tell me ...., what is the meaning of SMS ?
Sardar angrily said, i know -
it means....
S - Sardaron ke
M - Mazak udane ki
S - Service Osman

 Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table &
says - What a shit ?
"I read the whole book, too many character, no story
at all" ?.
Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone
Directory....Osman

 A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was
asked a question
Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?
Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will
investigateOsman
Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya ...
Mechanic - Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ?
Sardar - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir
problem hogi.Osman

Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was
wondering -
Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane
kyon diya ?Osman

in an interview,
interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
SARDAR: dhuurrrrrrrrrr..
Interviewr shouts: stop it !
SARDAR: dhurr dhup dup dup dup..

Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his friends. I am Sardar and this is sardarney, this is my kid and this is my kidney. kina

Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya, hot Coffee order Ki, Coffee Atte Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee. Wife Boli Kyu? Sardar Bola Hot coffe Rs. 5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10.00  kina

sardar. to his friend:yaar bari mushkil main hoon mairi Bivi mujh say aik kiss ka RS.100 laiti hay
friend.Acha,yaar to baara lucky hay dosron sey woh 500aiti hai sadif,

 What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?
Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays. Osman

Premika-Tum to bas apne kaam me lage rehte ho..Meri to koi prwah hi nhi he tumhe!Srdar Premi-Oye, Pyar krne wale kisi ki prwah Nahi karte dog

Sardar apni BIBI k sath TAXI me baitha.Driver ne aaina set kiya. Ye dekhte hi SARDAR gusse me bolaMeri BIBI ko DEKHTA hai, piche BAITH. Taxi me CHALAUNGA dog

 2sardars go for a drive. . . .  OYE zara khidki ke bahar dekhi indicators working or not. . .  sardar puts his head out & says yes..No..Yes..No..Yes..No..dog

Sardar apni GirlFriend ko i love u kehta aur gir jata.I love u kehta aur fir gir jata. Girl: ye Kya kar rahe ho Sardar: i m falling in love.
 
ek sardar ne Ek Cow ke kiss kar le. oor sath main he Toooba karny lagy k Guru nanak g Mujy maaf kar dain mairy zehan main shaitan(devil) aa giya tha, Ussy waqt Shaitan Hazir ho giya oor Sardar se kehny laga, Oyee Ullu K Pathy yeh jo harkat tum ne ke yeh yeh harkat to mairy zehan main b nahe the

 A sardar saw a board on which it was written " padhne wala stupid".
Sardar got irritated and wrote "likhan wala stupid"
 Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko A,B,C Aaty hai to bachy ne keha k mujy 9 tak aty hia..
Sardar ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k pathy 9 A,b,c main nahe aata. yeh to Alif,, Be,,Main ata hai:)

sardar g nay hotel may aik aissie larki ki demand ki jissay AIDS ho
wajah poochi tu sardar g nay kaha"mere say meri biwi ko aids homeri biwi say mere bhai ko,bhai say bhabi ko,bhabi say,papa ko,papa say mama ko,mama say parosee ko, tab usay pata chalay ga k sardar ki maan saay sex karnay ka kiya injaam hota hai sony
 

Funny new year sms Text Messages


Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,
Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,
Let all ur Dreams be Clear,
Never put Tear, Please Hear,
I want to tell one thing in ur Ear
Wishing u a very Happy "NEW YEAR"!
May The Year 2011 Bring for You....
May The Year 2011 Bring for You....
Happiness,Success and filled with Peace,Hope & Togetherness of your Family & Friends....Wishing You a...*HAPPY NEW YEAR*
NEW YEAR 2006
W
Y
H

WI
YO
HA

WIS
YOU
HAP

WISH
YOU A
HAPPY

*****************
*NEW YEAR 2011* *****************  
Great,Prosperous,Blissful
Wish You A...Great, Prosperous, Blissful, Healthy, Bright, Delightful, Mind Blowing, Energetic, Terrific & Extremely ...HAPPY NEW YEAR 2011.
Love smsWith all the Rose's Perfume
With all the Rose's Perfume & with all the lights in the world & with all the children's Smiles...I Wish U that ur all dreams comes True..*HAPPY NEW YEAR 2011*

Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Wish your Life will always be Bright.
So my Dear don't get Fear
Coz, God Gift us a "BRAND NEW YEAR".
*HAPPY NEW YEAR*
Sabke Dilo mai ho sabke liye Pyar, (In Hindi)
Sabke Dilo mai ho sabke liye Pyar,
Aanewala har din laye Khusiyo ka Towhar,
Es ummid ka sath aao bhulke sare Gum
New Year 2006 ko Hum Sab kare WEL-COME!
Bith gaya jo saal,Bhul jayye, (In Hindi)
Bith gaya jo saal,Bhul jayye,
Es Naya Saal ko Gale lagayye,
Karte hai duwa hum Rab se sar jukake...
Es Saal ka Sare Sapne pura ho Aapke.
*NAYA SAAL MUBAROK*
I Wish in 2oo6 God gives You..
I Wish in 2oo6 God gives You...
12 Month of Happiness,
52 Weeks of Fun,
365 Days Success,
8760 Hours Good Health,
52600 Minutes Good Luck,
3153600 Seconds of Joy...and that's all!

Es Naye Saal ma..(In Urdu)
Es Naye Saal mai..
Jo to chahe wo tera ho,
Har din khubsoorat aur ratain roshan ho,
Kamiyabi chumte rahe tere kadam humesha yaar,
Naya Saal Mubarok ho tuje mere Yaar.
 In 'The Universal Bank of God'...
In 'The Universal Bank of God'...
God stores his blessings & deposited 365 days full of love,faith & happiness for you...
So,Enjoy spending...
Happy New Year.
Pura ho aapke sare Aim,(In Urdu)
Pura ho aapke sare Aim,
Sada barte rahe aap ki Fame,
Milte rahe sabse Pyar aur Dosti,
Aur mila a lot of Fun & Masti.
Wish you a..Happy New Year with a Plenty of Peace & Prosperity.

Aj bhool jao Duniya ki sare Gum (In Hindi)
Aj bhool jao Duniya ki sare Gum,
Chalo juma ek sang Tum aur Hum,
Aao baate charo taraf  Khusia aur Pyar,
Chalo Dil khul ka boultahe...HAPPY NEW YEAR
Love smsNew Year brings just Happiness not Tear,
New Year brings just Happiness not Tear,
Everybody loves only You Dear,
All your Problems will be Finish......
It's for You my Special NEW YEAR'S wish.
Love smsAa gale lag ja mera yaar,(In Hindi)
Aa gale lag ja mera yaar,
Dado Jadu Ki Chappi do,char,
Aaise hi katjaye Zindegi without any risk
Es ummid ka sath Wish You a ......
Very HAPPY NEW YEAR 2011
Porono joto Hotasha,Dukkho,Obosad,( In Bangali)
Porono joto Hotasha,Dukkho,Obosad,
Noton bochor ogoloka karok Dulissat,
Sukh,Anonda mucha jak sokol Jatona,
New Year a Sobar jonne Shuvo Kamona.
Happy New Year.by UZZAL
Noton bochor asok niya noton noton aasa (In Bangali)
Noton bochor asok niya noton noton aasa
Prithibite choriya dik sudue valobasa.
Hana hani,Vedavad sob kichu voli
Aso soba mila misa Sot potha choli.
Sobaika New Year ar Soveccha.

Best Wishes SMS Messages


Full Name: Deepu
Luck is not in
ur hands, but work is, ur work can make ur luck, but luck can't do ur work. Gud day & Gud
luck!

Full Name: Deepu
Live with no excuses and Love with no regrets. When life gives U a 100 reasons to cry, show life that U have
a 1000 reasons to Smile. Gud Day!

Full Name: Deepu  

Trusting God won't make the mountain smaller but it'll make the climb easier. Hope u'll be able to climb all
ur mountains today & everyday.

Full Name: SHAN
A 100% succesful... if a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
then h+a+r+d+w+o+r+k=8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=98%
k+n+o+w+l+e+d+g+e=11+14+15+23+12++5+4+7+5=96%
l+u+c+k=12+21+3+11=47%
it is our ATTITUDE towards life and work that makes our life 100% successfull
A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E=1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100%

Full Name: boere
A JOURNEY OF A THOUSAND MILES STARTED WITH ONLY ONE STEP.
GUD LUCK IN UR EXAMS AS IT IS THE FIRST STEP OF UR CAREER

Full Name: boere

THERE ARE NO MISTAKES,NO COINCIDENCES.ALL EVENTS ARE BLESSINGS GIVEN TO US TO LEARN FROM.

TO ACCOMPLISH GREAT THINGS, WE MUST NOT ONLY ACT, BUT ALSO DREAM, NOT ONLY PLAN BUT OLSO BELIEVE.BEST WISHES FOR YOUR COMMING EXAM BABY......I LUV "U" BABE 4ROM MTHOKO 2 NWABISA
mthoko B

The HOPE, The STRUGGLE and The HARD WORK towards a goal/ success is part of the rewards. Achieving
goal itself is not the whole reward........ BEST WISHESzuhaib 03217566867

Stealing the blue from the splashing seas, A tinge of green from the you
thful trees, A bit of orange from the sunset hues, With crystal white fro Copyright www.lovelysms.com
m the morning dews, I have framed a bright and colourful wish Just for you. GOOD LUCK!Ö§mäñ +92 (0) 3454 566641

 Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success...Luck is yours, Wish is mine...May Ur future always shine...Good LuckÖ§mäñ +92 (0) 3454 566641

Meaning of some colors, Yellow for special friend, white for peace, orange 4 luck,black for hate, red for love and pink for likeness,So i choose  Copyright www.lovelysms.com
for u Orange Flower. Wish u goodluckÖ§mäñ

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream, not only plan but also believe. Best wishes for your exam.Ö§mäñ


 Are you hungry?
Neva mind I have two bowls, 1 for wishes and 1 for luck. Wishes are mine and luck is yours. you can take it or leave it, choice is yours
Full Name: zee
 

Success is like tip of the tail !!!If cat runs to catch the tail.It has to keep running forever.But if it walks in its own style.Tail follows!!Live life with
ur own rules....  
 Full Name: 9860947535
 
 GOD is always playing CHESS with each one of us. He makes Moves in our LIFE & then sits back to see how
we react to the CHALLENGES ... So make the best move before CHECKMATE
Full Name: cleo

Islamic SMS


Life is Test,Islam is best,
Life is Test,Islam is best, Namaz is must,Aakhrut is for rest,World is only dust, If Quran is in chest,nothing need next, Obey ALLAH first. 1st success wil b next. 

Happy Moments - PRAISE ALLAH
Happy Moments - PRAISE ALLAH
Difficult Moments- SEEK ALLAH
Quiet Moments - WORSHIP ALLAH
Painful Moments - TRUST ALLAH
Moment By Moment - THANK ALLAH
I ask Allah 2 make u happy, make u smile,
I ask Allah 2 make u happy, make u smile, guide u safely, though every mile, grant u wealth, give u health & most of all grant u paradise!
The Shortest Distance between a Problem a
The Shortest Distance between a Problem and it's Solution is the Distance between your Knees and the Floor. The one who Kneels to Allah (Ta'ala) can Stand Up to Anything.
Verily, Allah does not look towards your
Verily, Allah does not look towards your bodies nor towards your appearances. But, he looks towards your hearts. (Muslim)
Allahs blessings are a treasure s
Allahs blessings are a treasure so true that their value cannot be measured and one of Allahs blessings is you!
Watch your Thoughts, they become Words!
Watch your Thoughts, they become Words! Watch your Words, they become Actions! Watch your Actions, they become Habits! Watch your Habits, they become Character! Watch your CHARACTER! ..It becomes your DESTINY!!!
And whenever you give your word,
And whenever you give your word, say the truth

nd take a provision (with you) for the journey,
And take a provision (with you) for the journey, but the best provision is al-taqwa (piety, righteousness)
And whosoever fears Allaah and keeps his duty
And whosoever fears Allaah and keeps his duty to Him, He will make a way for him to get out (from every difficulty)

And whosoever puts his trust in Allah,
And whosoever puts his trust in Allah, then He will suffice him
By no means shall you attain al-birr (righteousness)
By no means shall you attain al-birr (righteousness) until you spend (in Allaah’s cause) of that which you love
And give not a thing in order
And give not a thing in order to have more (or consider not your deeds of obedience to Allah as a favour to Allah
 “Pay attention to Allah a
“Pay attention to Allah and He will pay attention to you.”
 “Make sure your food is good
“Make sure your food is good (halal and bought with halal earnings), and you will be one whose prayers are answered.”
 “Be content with what Allah
“Be content with what Allah has given you, and you will be the richest of people.”
 “The thing that weighs most heavily
“The thing that weighs most heavily in the balance (of good deeds) is a good attitude.”

 

Friday 22 April 2011

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Newtons First Law of Ishq
a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, untill on unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy. (

Newtons Law of Romance
LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED,
IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED FRO
ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER...no_me--03455916346


 itne choti nhi dosti apni,
kaise soch liya k keenara a gieya
ho gai mobile main roshni,
aur sms humara a gieya.(
 
4 roses just for you,bcoz u r special person.
1st rose for frdship,
2nd rose for good luck,
3rd rose for happiness
aur last kaan ke upper lagana mast lagega. gaurav

Bhari mehfil main tanha rehna acha lagta hai
Terey barey main sochtey rehna acha lagta hai .
Kabhi phulon main ,kabhi kaliyon main
Tujh ko hi dhundtey rehna acha lagta hai
Meree zindagi ki khushiyan tumhee say hain wabasta
Rab say sirf tumhein hi mangna acha lagta hai
Hamarey darmiyan hai sadiyon ka fasla
Kuch is tarhan guftugu karna acha lagta hai
Tumhrey baghir zindagi ka koi tasavur nahi hai
Kuch is tarhan tumhari tamanna karna achha lagta hai
Tum hi ko chaha,tum hi ko chahtey hain
Tumhi ko chahtey rehna acha lagta hai..A.B.

 kasur na unka hai na mera,
hum donohi rishton ki rasmein nibhate rahe
wo dosti ka ehsaas jatate rahe
hum mohabbat ko dil mein chupate rahe muskan

TUMHARE SATH RAHON CHAND BAAM PAR DEKHON
TUMHARE SANG HI MAIN EID KA MANZAR DEKHON
TUMHARE NAM SE BADLAY SHAYAD TAQDEER MERI
TUMHARA NAM MAIN HATHON PAY SAJA KAR DEKHON Fahad 0301-6656568
Chale gaye ho dur kuch pal ke liye,
Dur rehkar bhi karib ho har pal ke liye,
Kaise yaad na aaye aapki ek pal ke liye,
Jab dil me ho aap harpal ke liye........Fahad 0301-6656568
tere hontoon pe saj jaon dua honay ko ge chahta hai,
mera duniya bhula kar bas tera honay ko ge chahta hai,
yun sab ke samne ithkheliyan karti hai ye tujh se,
ke beiraada he hawa honay ko ge chahta hai. Fahad 0301-6656568
You are a GHONCHU..
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi Poonu

Saathi sirf vo to nahin hota jo jeewan bhar saath nibhaye, Saathi to vo hota hai jo jeewan ke kuch palon mein hi jeewan bhar ka saath de jaaye. Gud Day.
If I could have just one wish,
I would wish to wake up everyday
to the sound of your breath on my neck,
the warmth of your lips on my cheek,
the touch of your fingers on my skin,
and the feel of your heart beating with mine...
Knowing that I could never find that feeling
with anyone other than you.

 R u Mail or Femail
Answer k liye
nechay dekho
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Bewakoof yahan nahe
apne nechay dekho
(umer 0321-2604974)

SARDARNI SAY:- aji sunday o..Aj 3 dako aaye see.. unhaan nay mere izat lut laee jay.
SARDAR SAY:-  toon onhaan noo rokya naeen....?
SARDARNI REPLIES:- bohot rokya see... per o rukay e naeen.... kehen lagay HUN SANO JAAN DAY...ASSI THAK GAEE AAN aamirmultan 03216324676

Girls r special ones created by god..
if u praise her,she thinks u r tell'g lies
if u dont, u r gud 4 noth'g if she
talks,she wants u 2 listen.if u listen,
she wants u 2 talk. if u tuch her, u r not a
gentleman. if u dont, u  not a man.
If u agree 2 all her likes, u r a wimp.
if u dont, u r not understand'g so
simple yet so complex, so wierd yet(
so beautiful. Thats a girl...! sayalisalih +919895137022

Na Gujarna EID ke Din kisi Masjid Ke samne se, kahi log CHAND samjkar ROJA Na Tod de, Hokar Khafa Khuda Tumse kahi Chand Jaise Chehre Banana na Chor De

 Ur eyes Patakha,
ur lips Rocket,
ur ears Chakri,
ur smile Fuljadi,
ur style Anar,
ur personality Bomb.
Beta nikal le,
i'm coming with "candle

Simple bye makes us cry; Simple joke makes us laugh; Simple care makes us fall in love; Simple touch makes us feel better but I hope my simple SMS makes you smile!--.

3 Fastest means of communication
1 : Tele-Phone
2 : Tele-Vision
3 : Tell-a-women
Need still faster)
Tell her not 2 tell any1...Swapnil

EK CHOTA SARDAR APNI PRAGNANT MUMMY SE POCHTA HAIN K IS MEIN KIYA HAIN,, MUMMY BOLTI HAIN,IS MEIN PYARA BABY HAIN,SARDAR,PIYARA THAA TU AP KHAAA Q GAEY)jaji khan ( 0345 2094140)

If I could have just one wish,
I would wish to wake up everyday
to the sound of your breath on my neck,
the warmth of your lips on my cheek,
the touch of your fingers on my skin,
and the feel of your heart beating with mine...
Knowing that I could never find that feeling
with anyone other than you). 2

 
Es Dil ka kaha mano ek ehsan kardo
ek benaam si muhabat mere naam krdo
mere zaat pe fakat itna ehsaan krdo
ek subah ko milo or sham krdo Zaibo (0333-6572912/0321-7602322) ( aapki ek muskurahat ne hamarey hosh udaa diye.......hum hosh me aane hi wale thhe....ki aap fir se
muskuraa diye....:-)
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Full Name: dibesh, talcher
Mobile: 9437195653

sms kerne main kitna maza aata hai
lekin dil ghabrata hai
kyunke balance jata hai
lekin asal maza tab aaata hai
 jab kanjoos logon se sms ka jawab aata hai
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Mobile: 03047112200

karti hai meri bewi subha sham shak muj per,pochti hai muj se ye miss FAKHIRA kon hai?,banwaya jab mein ne apna ID card,poch dala batate kuin nehi ye ab NADRA kon hai???
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 Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum, Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum, Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum, Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum...
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 Mobile: 0301-6612312

Sardar on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now".
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking............
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 Rangeen ho tom rangon se bhi zeada,
Smaart ho tom sab dosto mne zeada,
Agar Ayse tom sochty ho to,
STUPID ho tom had se zeada.Ch, Amir#03007436713
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Mobile: 03007436713

HAMARI DOSTI RAYMOND JAISI NAHIN... SINCE 1925 ,
PEPSI JAISI BHI NAHIN , KE YE DIL MAANGE MORE...
YE HOGI L.I.C. JAISI ,
JINDAGI KE SAATH BHI , JINDAGI KE BAAD BHI....
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Mobile: 9431090747

WOH JATE HUA KEYH GAYE HAM SE K AB HAM SRF AAP K KHWAAB HI ME AAYENGE
KOI KEH DE UN SE K WO WADA TO KAREIN
HAM HAMESHA K LIYE SOO JAYENGE
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 Mobile: 00966563744935

Chand jb nikly to tera  gumaan hota hai, Kis qadr dilfreb ya smaa hota hai, Hum tari yaadoon mein khooyaa  rehty hain , Neend main Jb sara Jahaan hota hai.
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 Mobile: 03334313619

 Aapake miss call bhi kya baat hain,
Aapke sms bhi din raat hain,
Kabhi kabhi phone bhi kiya karo,
Suna hain aapake awaaz me bhi khas baat hain.
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Mobile: 0321-3882498

 Aye Phool tu muzko bata tu kyu aajtak kilta raha, tune to de sabko khusbu
tuzko kya milta raha,phool muskurakar bola,abhi tu nadan hai,jivan ke sache pyaar se abhi tu anjan hai,kuch
dene ke badale kuch lena,ye to ek vyapar hai,to de kar bhi kuch na mange wahi to sacha pyaar hai
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 Mobile: 9860268867

 Aap agar PAGAL hho tu sms miltay he Reply karo.
Ager BEWAQOOF ho to Miscal karo. Ager JAHIL ho tu call karo. or Ager Sab kuch ho tu kuch B nahin karna. Mano

 sukkiyaan Rotiyaan vaich
Copoy Akhbar di Raddi Vaich
Loya Lailan Vaich
Teen DabbaVaich
Addiyaan Aali Juttiyaan Vaich
Par...
Maino msg Phaij
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 Age appears to be best in some things. Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read. Old rice best to eat
and old friends best to keep
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Mobile: 9819343938

 meri ankhien rakh lo mujey kuch khab dey du.
jis mien tumhari jhalak ho aisi sharab de du
chalo choro sari batien ek baat maan jao
meri sari umer ley lo bus ek pal ka saath dey du..
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 Mobile: 03216020369

 
Hamaare Dil ke arman aansuon me beh gaye,
Hum gali me thay gali me reh gaye,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Kambakhat light chali gayi,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye..
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Mobile: 03454347097 or 03344051123

 Koi Kar Ke Shararat Tainu Daran Nu Ji Karda,Bhul Ke Dhuk Dard Mera Tainu Hasan Nu Ji Karda,Us Rab Naal
Nahi Vasta Koi, Mera Ta Tainu Rab Banaun Nu Ji Karda
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 Mobile: 03028700420

 pani asman ki tarf uthey to bhaap,asman se niche gire to barish,jm k gire to olay,gir k jame to barf,phoolon ki
patti pe gire to shbnam,phoolon se nikle to arq,jmaa hojai to jheel,ankho se nikle to ansoo,jism se nikle to
pasina,Hazrat Ismail (A.S)k qadmon se nikle to aab e zam zam,Pyar MUHAMMAD(S.A.W) k unglion se nikle to
"AAB E KAUSAR"
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 Mobile: 03339859329

 GIRL before marriage looks like Brbie doll,
After merriage Beautiful doll,
after one year Nice doll,
after two years only doll,
after three years
PANADOL.
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 Mobile: 03452425045

 khabon ke tarah tha na khayalon ke tarah tha,wo shaks ilme rayazi key sawalon ke tarah tha,uljha hova itna
key samaj nahen pata tha,suljha hova itna key misalon ke tarah tha.
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Mobile: 0334-4127074

 
chalo tum aisa kero!
Chand se thori matti lo
Phir us se do butt bnao,
aik tum jesa aik muj jesa,
Phir kuch ese kero!
Un buttun ko tor do,
phir se woh matti goondh lo,
phir se do butt bnao,
Tum me kuch kuch main rehjaon,
Mujh main kuch kuch tum reh jao.
 Mobile: 03016516486

 Dil se dil tak,
Jaan se jaan tak,
Din se raat tak,
Kal se aaj tak,
Aap se mujh tak,
January se december tak,
Meray SmS publish hone se Tumharay SmS parhnay tak,
I MISS U. Sonum.03204186155.
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Mobile: 03204186155

 'Pussy cat Pussy cat, where have you been?'
'I have been to London to see the Queen'
'Pussy cat Pussy cat what did you there?'
'I frightened a little mouse under the chair!'

Punjabi Translation:

'Mano Billi, Mano Billi, kithe gai si?'
'Rani Ji nu milan main vilayat gai si'
'Ki chan chareya tu othe ja ke?'
'Ghar wapis aa gai main chuhe kha ke!'
Full Name: Sonum
Mobile: 03204186155

 Teri LOVELY EYES Ne
Mujpe Ek EFFECT Kiya Hai
Ki Meene Sabko REJECT Karke
Tujko SELECT Kiya Hai
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Mobile: 03204186155

dil gumsum .........zubaan khamosh...........
yeh aankhein nam kyu hai..................?????
jab tujhe kabhi paya hi na tha............
to aaj tujhe khone ka ghum kyu hai...................??????????/
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 Mobile: 0300-9495309 / 0321-4246309

Bachey k khatney k waqt nai ko mashwarey diye janey lagey.
Chachi Boli: Is k chacha jaisa Nokdar banana.
Mami Boli: Is k mama jaisi Gol Topi ho.
Nai Dhoti Utha Kar Bola: Aap ki marzi hai ji warna Fashion to yeh chal raha hai.
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Mobile: 03004981465

Yaad teri wich saanu chain koi na, Saade utte tenu reham koi na, Horan nu tu din raat SMS kare, saade leyi
tere kol time koi naa.

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Full Name: nasar khan khosa baloch
Mobile: 92-345-2862202

 ek din ghalib apne mehboob ki gali mein peshaab karte huay pakre gaye to mehboob se kehne lage "tere ishq
mein paghal u hay ghalib" "k ansoo bhi nikalta hai rasta badal badal kar
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Full Name: angry_falcon
Mobile: 03064315696

 ek din ghalib apne mehboob ki gali mein peshaab karte huay pakre gaye to mehboob se kehne lage "tere ishq
mein paghal u hay ghalib" "k ansoo bhi nikalta hai rasta badal badal kar
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Full Name: angry_falcon
Mobile: 03064315696

 interviewee;wat z ur date of birth?sardar;nov 28.interviewer;which year?sardar;abey ullu everyyear.
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Full Name: mumo
Mobile: oo919849100056

 Tere pyar mein umar bhar intezar kiya.
Tere pyar mein umar bhar intezar kiya.
Aur us intezar mein na jane kitno se pyar kiya
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Full Name: ALI 0300-4794610
Mobile: 0300-4794610

 Sms karenge hum ek duje ko bari bari,
hame lagti hai ye rasam badi pyari,
ye sms milte hi ek sms bhej dena,
kyunki hame bilkul pasand nahi udhari
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Full Name: Loving Life
Mobile: 0345-7207234

 HUM NY 1 TEETAR PAKRA UR PINGRAY MAIN BAND KIA TO WOH PICHY SE NIKAL GAYA.
PHIR PAKRA TO WOH PICHY SE NIKAL
GUSSA AYA PAKRA KATA auR KAHAYA TO WOH PHIR PICHY SE NIKAL GAYA
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Full Name: MUNIB
Mobile: 03042162762