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Monday 4 July 2011

Islamic sms Messages

  Aik din Allah ne apni Rehmaton k darwaze kholey Aur kaha, hai koi Rehmat Mangne Wala? Hai Koi Khushian Mangne Wala? Hai koi Doasti Magne Wala? Hai koi chahat mangne wala? Tu main ne kaha, Aay Allah! Sari
khushian…………. Sari dolat… sari Rehmatein… dey de mere iss doast KO0322-6720288
M.Shahid (Af + Sh)


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I tried 2 luv u the way u asked,
I tried 2 understand ur feelings from my heart,
I tried 2 make u smile by caring u,
I tried 2 heal ur pain by hiding mine,
I tried 2 forget u as u want,
Though I failed 2 give u all,
But I'm happy, U got it all,
Be happy coz ur happines belongs 2 me.

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EK SADA Take care,EK REQUEST Bhulna nahi,EK TAMANA Khush raho,EK JHOT I hate u,EK SUCH I miss u,EK WISH Sada muskuraty rehna,<Amin>
03214288314
"' ~DON~ '"

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DIL KA SAKOON
HAR BIMARI MEIN BHI SAKOON
HAR MUSKIL KA ELAJ
HAR MUSKIL WAKT MEIN SATH DEY BURIYON SEY DOOR RAKEY
4 ALL MuSlImS

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Pahla Kalma Taeyab
Taeyab Many Pak
La Ilaha Ilalahu Muhammed dur rasululah
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Alhumdulilah


Ramzan Me Ek Or Shaytan Musalman Ho Gaya

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The beautiful word is ALLAH,
The beautiful word is ALLAH,
Most beautiful song is AZAN,
Best exercise is NAMAZ,
World perfect book is QURAN,
And You are so lucky if YOU are a MUSALMAN. By UZZAL
Life is Test,Islam is best,
Life is Test,Islam is best, Namaz is must,Aakhrut is for rest,World is only dust, If Quran is in chest,nothing need next, Obey ALLAH first. 1st success wil b next.

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when we r suffring frm fever or other desease it doesnot mean that GOD doesnot love u but it means that he is checking ur patients .so pray ALLAH while suffring frm desease.......
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Es Qadar keon ha Paraishan?
ALI WARIS Ha.
Mushklain Hon ge sabhe Asaan.
ALI WARIS Ha.
Jab Mohamad(S.A.W) na parhe Nad-e-Ali Khaiber main.Ho gea Yeah Elaan k...
ALI WARIS Hb

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And if they belie you say: For me are my deeds and for you are your deeds! You are innocent of what i do and you are innocent of what you do! (10:41) Jibril +233242704215
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GOD calls back those people he love most and give chance to those people that doesnot obey HIm......
========when we r suffring frm fever or other desease it doesnot mean that GOD doesnot love u but it means that he is checking ur patients .so pray ALLAH while suffring frm desease.......
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the most beautiful word is ALLAH the best exercise is NAMAADH the worlds perfect book is QURUAN so b a gud frnf of them then nothing is impossible
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Jaan e Badar o Hunain baqee ha
Qalb e Zahra ka chaain baqee ha
Kehdo Is daur kay yazeedon say
Aaj bhe Ek HUSSAIN baqee ha
(*__*_...^,*,^..._*__*)
Lay kay Ayay ga Zulfiqar e Khuda
Shah e Badr o Hunain ki Soorat
Aaj Khamosh ha Hassan ki tarah
Kal uthay ga Hussain ki Soorat

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H. IMAM ZAMANA (A.S.) kehte hai : " Phir tumme se har ek ko woh kaam ( amal ) karne chahiye ( yaane gunahon se bachna ) jo tumko hamare mohabbat se kareeb le aae. "

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Ap(SAW) n fermaya:
@igher kohi shakhis mugy apni zuban aur apni sharum gha ki hafazet ki zamanet de dy,to mian is k liye jinnat ki zamanet do gha.
@mugy gharibo main talash kero,kyu k gharibo k zariye he tumy maded aur rozi milti hian.
@jis n choti kasim ghae,is n apna ghar veran ker liya.
@muslimano apis main eik dosry se tamuskher(mazak)na kiya kero.mumken hain jis ka tum tamaskher kery,vo tum se behter ho.

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Achi Batain:
@jis n apni akel ko kafi samga aur apni rahy per gharor kiya,vo ghumra hian.
@apny ap ko tamina se bachaho,k vo bevakofoo ki vadi hian.
@jo kohi saber ka talib ho,ALLAH is ko saber ata kerta hian.
@logho mian se ALLAH ko napasand vo hai jo sub se zada jagralo ho.

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Aik din Allah ne apni Rehmaton k darwaze kholey Aur kaha, hai koi Rehmat Mangne Wala? Hai Koi Khushian Mangne Wala? Hai koi Doasti Magne Wala? Hai koi chahat mangne wala? Tu main ne kaha, Aay Allah! Sari khushian…………. Sari dolat… sari Rehmatein… dey de mere iss doast KO0322-6720288
M.Shahid (Af + Sh)

Flirt Sms


How do I love you? Let me count the ways.

I love you to the depth and breadth and height

My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight

For the ends of Being and ideal Grace.



I love you to the level of every day"s

Most quiet need, by sun and candlelight.

I love you freely, as men strive for Right;

I love you purely, as they turn from Praise.



I love you with the passion put to use

In my old griefs, and with my childhood"s faith.

I love you with a love I seemed to lose

With my lost saints, I love you with the breath,

Smiles, tears, of all my life! and, if God choose,

I shall but love you better after death
 
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Missing You Sms
she is hot !
she is sweet!
she always need a lip 4 kiss
whole world map!
who!
how is she?
do u know?
"tea "
chai piyo,mast
jiyo........
 
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Funny Sms


kabhi tu nazzar millao""

kabhi tu kareeb aao""



kabhi tu nazzar millao""

kabhi tu kareeb aao""



jo nahi kaha hai""

kabhi tu samajh bhi jao""



hum bhi tu hain tumhare""

deewaane o deewaane""



humne tumko dekhte he ye dil""

tumne humse ye kia kiya""



mera dil na torrou""

kabhi dilse dil millao""



hum bhi tu hain deewaane""

tumhare o tumhare""



kabhi tu nazzar millao""

kabhi tu kareeb aao"
 
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Friday 1 July 2011

Dream SMS

A dream has power 2 poison sleep.
~ Dream SMS Text Message

A dream has power to poison sleep. - Percy Bysshe Shelley
~ Dream SMS Text Message

A dream is a chance to experience something you may never in real life.
~ Dream SMS Text Message

A dream is a future you wish to have!
~ Dream SMS Text Message

A dream is a microscope through which we look at the hidden occurrences in our soul. - Erich Fromm
~ Dream SMS Text Message

A dream is an answer to a question we haven't yet learned how to ask. - Fox Mulder
~ Dream SMS Text Message

A dream is just a dream. A goal is a dream with a plan and a deadline. - Harvey mackay
~ Dream SMS Text Message

A dream is your creative vision for your life in the future.
You must break out of your current comfort zone and become
Comfortable with the unfamiliar and the unknown. - K Denis Waitley
~ Dream SMS Text Message

A dream is your creative vision for your life in the future. You must break out of your current comfort zone and become comfortable with the unfamiliar and the unknown. Denis Waitley
~ Dream SMS Text Message

A dream remains a dream if you have not done anything with it.
~ Dream SMS Text Message

A dream which is not interpreted is like a letter which is not read.
~ Dream SMS Text Message

A famous writer said
Love is like a long sweet dream
N Marriage is an alarm clock"
So have sweet dreams till ur alarm wakes U up
HAPPY UNMARRIED LIFE
~ Dream SMS Text Message

A goal is a dream with a deadline.
~ Dream SMS Text Message

A man dreamt
That he slipped out of his flesh
Just as a snake
Sheds it's old skin � Artemidorus
~ Dream SMS Text Message

A man is not old until regrets
Take the place of dreams. - John Barrymore
~ Dream SMS Text Message

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams. - John Barrymore
~ Dream SMS Text Message

A man to carry on a successful business must have imagination. He must see things as in a vision, a dream of the whole thing. - Charles M Schwab
~ Dream SMS Text Message

A man's dreams are an index to his greatness.
~ Dream SMS Text Message

A person without dreams, is a person without life, because without dreams, what is there to live for?
~ Dream SMS Text Message

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery
~ Dream SMS Text Message


Friday 24 June 2011

Romantic SMS


ise hamne chaha usko hum pa na sake,

jisne hame chaha use chah na sake,

ye to dil tutane ka khel tha,

kisi ka toda apna bacha na sake.

Apna sath de ya Qaid-e-tanhai de.

Mujhe kuch bi day magar pyar intehi de.

Meri ankhon pe yun naqsh ahi aks tera.

Me khud ko bi dekho to tu dekhai de....................
 

Meri Har Nazar Teri Muntazir
Teri Har Nazar Kisi Aur Ki

Meri Zindagi Teri Bandagi
Teri Zindagi Kisi Aur Ki

Kabhi Waqat Jo Mille Tujhe
Zara Aake Dekh Mere Hal Ko

Meri Har Ghadi Tere Liya
Teri Har Ghadi Kisi Aur Ki

Mujhe Sirf Teri Talab Thi
Par Jane Mujhe Tu Kyun Na Milla

Tu Usse Milla Mere Sanam
Jise Thi Talab Kisi Aur K
 

Ab Agar Aao To Jaane ke Liye Mat Aana
Sirf Ahsaan Jataane ke Liye Mat Mana

Maine Palkon Pe Tamannaen Saja Rakhi Hain
Dil Par Umeed ki 100 Rasmen Jala Rakhi Hain
Ye Hanseen Shamen Bujhaane ke Liye Mat Aana

Pyar ki Aag Main Zanjeer Pighal Sakti Hai
Chahne Walon ki Takdeer Badal Sakti Hai
Hoon Bebas Ye Batane ke Liye Mat Aana

Mujhse Milne ki Agar Tumko Nahi Chahat koi
Tum Sirf Rasmen Nibhane ke Liye Mat Aana


 


Mujhe Maaf Kar Mere Hamsafar
Tujhe Chahna Meri Bhool Thi
Kisi Raah Par Jo Uthi Nazar
Tujhe Dekhna Meri Bhool Thi
Koi
Nazam Ho
Koi
Ghazal Ho
Kahin
Rat Ho
Kahin
Seher Ho
Woh
Gali Gali
Woh Sheher Sheher
Tujhe Dhoondna Meri Bhool Thi
There Gham Ki Koi Dava Nahi
Mujhe Tujhse Koi Gila Nahi
Mera Koi Tere Siva Nahi
Yehi Sochna Meri Bhool Thi
"Mujhe Maaf Kar Mere Hamsafar
Tujhe Chahna Meri Bhool Thi.....

Romantic SMS


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Romantic SMS is generally sent to or by the lover & beloved. Asian peoples prefer to send romantic urdu sms, for the rest of the world they can pick romantic sms messages in english here.
Some peoples are more attracted to send romantic love sms to express how much they love you or send romantic jokes to bring smile on the person they love.
Here we have made sms collection consist of following :-
Romantic Text Messages Romantic Love SMS Romantic Jokes
Romantic Poetry Romantic Urdu SMS Romantic Poems
Romantic Sayings Romantic Words Romantic Greetings
Tell your lover how much you love with these romantic messages:
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Saans lene se bhi teri yaad aati hai


Saans lene se bhi teri yaad aati hai,
Har saans mein teri khushboo bas jati hai,
Kese kahoon ki saans se main zinda hoon,
Jab ki saans se pehle teri yaad aati hai.
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Falling in love with you was completely out of my control

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Meeting you was fate,
becoming your friend was choice,
but falling in love with you was
completely out of my control.
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Have a heart without you


Whats missing in H__RT? EA or U?
Pick EA & youll get a heart!
If u pick U, you will get hurt!
Id pick U coz its better to get hurt,
Than have a heart without U.
posted in Love SMS, Romantic SMS

If I'm gonna die tomorrow


If i would know that I'm gonna die tomorrow,
I'll spend 23 hours with u and
if u wonder what about the last hour
In that I'll find someone
who can take care of u
Love you always.

Whom I love the most

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Believe me, you are the one,
Whom my heart finds,
Whom my mind reminds me of,
Whom my destiny wants,
Whom I love the most.

Tuesday 21 June 2011

LATEST -NEW- SMS

aapki ek muskurahat ne hamarey hosh udaa diye.......hum hosh me aane hi wale thhe....ki aap fir se
muskuraa diye....:-)
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Full Name: dibesh, talcher


sms kerne main kitna maza aata hai
lekin dil ghabrata hai
kyunke balance jata hai
lekin asal maza tab aaata hai
Copyright www.lovelysms.com
 jab kanjoos logon se sms ka jawab aata hai
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Full Name: wafa



karti hai meri bewi subha sham shak muj per,pochti hai muj se ye miss FAKHIRA kon hai?,banwaya jab mein ne apna ID card,poch dala batate kuin nehi ye ab NADRA kon hai???
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Full Name: saadia hassan(burbadi)

Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum, Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum, Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum, Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum... Copyright www.lovelysms.com
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Full Name: BOND

Sardar on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now".
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking............
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Full Name: shashi

 Rangeen ho tom rangon se bhi zeada,
Smaart ho tom sab dosto mne zeada,
Agar Ayse tom sochty ho to,
Copyright www.lovelysms.com
STUPID ho tom had se zeada.Ch, Amir#03007436713
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Full Name: Amir S

HAMARI DOSTI RAYMOND JAISI NAHIN... SINCE 1925 ,
PEPSI JAISI BHI NAHIN , KE YE DIL MAANGE MORE...
YE HOGI L.I.C. JAISI ,
JINDAGI KE SAATH BHI , JINDAGI KE BAAD BHI....
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Full Name: banni

WOH JATE HUA KEYH GAYE HAM SE K AB HAM SRF AAP K KHWAAB HI ME AAYENGE
KOI KEH DE UN SE K WO WADA TO KAREIN
HAM HAMESHA K LIYE SOO JAYENGE
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Full Name: NABROY


Chand jb nikly to tera  gumaan hota hai, Kis qadr dilfreb ya smaa hota hai, Hum tari yaadoon mein khooyaa  rehty hain , Neend main Jb sara Jahaan hota hai.
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Full Name: sameer


 Aapake miss call bhi kya baat hain,
Aapke sms bhi din raat hain,
Kabhi kabhi phone bhi kiya karo,
Suna hain aapake awaaz me bhi khas baat hain.
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Full Name: friend4u
Mobile: 0321-3882498

 Aye Phool tu muzko bata tu kyu aajtak kilta raha, tune to de sabko khusbu
tuzko kya milta raha,phool muskurakar bola,abhi tu nadan hai,jivan ke sache pyaar se abhi tu anjan hai,kuch
dene ke badale kuch lena,ye to ek vyapar hai,to de kar bhi kuch na mange wahi to sacha pyaar hai
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Full Name: raj

 Aap agar PAGAL hho tu sms miltay he Reply karo.
Ager BEWAQOOF ho to Miscal karo. Ager JAHIL ho tu call karo. or Ager Sab kuch ho tu kuch B nahin karna. Mano

 sukkiyaan Rotiyaan vaich
Copoy Akhbar di Raddi Vaich
Loya Lailan Vaich
Teen DabbaVaich
Copyright www.lovelysms.com
Addiyaan Aali Juttiyaan Vaich
Par...
Maino msg Phaij
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Full Name: sadia

Age appears to be best in some things. Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read. Old rice best to eat
and old friends best to keep
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 meri ankhien rakh lo mujey kuch khab dey du.
jis mien tumhari jhalak ho aisi sharab de du
chalo choro sari batien ek baat maan jao
meri sari umer ley lo bus ek pal ka saath dey du..
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Hamaare Dil ke arman aansuon me beh gaye,
Hum gali me thay gali me reh gaye,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Kambakhat light chali gayi,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye..Copyright www.lovelysms.com
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Full Name: Waqar
Mobile: 03454347097 or 03344051123

 Koi Kar Ke Shararat Tainu Daran Nu Ji Karda,Bhul Ke Dhuk Dard Mera Tainu Hasan Nu Ji Karda,Us Rab Naal
Nahi Vasta Koi, Mera Ta Tainu Rab Banaun Nu Ji Karda
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Full Name: hassan
Mobile: 03028700420

 pani asman ki tarf uthey to bhaap,asman se niche gire to barish,jm k gire to olay,gir k jame to barf,phoolon ki
patti pe gire to shbnam,phoolon se nikle to arq,jmaa hojai to jheel,ankho se nikle to ansoo,jism se nikle to
pasina,Hazrat Ismail (A.S)k qadmon se nikle to aab e zam zam,Pyar MUHAMMAD(S.A.W) k unglion se nikle to
"AAB E KAUSAR"
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Full Name: zulfi

 GIRL before marriage looks like Brbie doll,
After merriage Beautiful doll,
after one year Nice doll,
after two years only doll,
Copyright www.lovelysms.com
after three years
PANADOL.
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Full Name: GOHER

 khabon ke tarah tha na khayalon ke tarah tha,wo shaks ilme rayazi key sawalon ke tarah tha,uljha hova itna
key samaj nahen pata tha,suljha hova itna key misalon ke tarah tha.
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Full Name: sahil

 
chalo tum aisa kero!
Chand se thori matti lo
Phir us se do butt bnao,
aik tum jesa aik muj jesa,
Phir kuch ese kero!
Un buttun ko tor do,
phir se woh matti goondh lo,
phir se do butt bnao,
Tum me kuch kuch main rehjaon,
Mujh main kuch kuch tum reh jao. Copyright www.lovelysms.com
Full Name: semi

 Dil se dil tak,
Jaan se jaan tak,
Din se raat tak,
Kal se aaj tak,
Aap se mujh tak,
January se december tak,
Meray SmS publish hone se Tumharay SmS parhnay tak,
I MISS U. Sonum.03204186155.
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Full Name: Sonum
Mobile: 03204186155

 'Pussy cat Pussy cat, where have you been?'
'I have been to London to see the Queen'
'Pussy cat Pussy cat what did you there?'
'I frightened a little mouse under the chair!'

Punjabi Translation:

'Mano Billi, Mano Billi, kithe gai si?'
'Rani Ji nu milan main vilayat gai si'
'Ki chan chareya tu othe ja ke?'
Copyright www.lovelysms.com
'Ghar wapis aa gai main chuhe kha ke!'
Full Name: Sonum

 Teri LOVELY EYES Ne
Mujpe Ek EFFECT Kiya Hai
Ki Meene Sabko REJECT Karke
Tujko SELECT Kiya Hai
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Full Name: Sonum

dil gumsum .........zubaan khamosh...........
yeh aankhein nam kyu hai..................?????
jab tujhe kabhi paya hi na tha............
to aaj tujhe khone ka ghum kyu hai...................??????????/
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Full Name: ATIF

Bachey k khatney k waqt nai ko mashwarey diye janey lagey.
Chachi Boli: Is k chacha jaisa Nokdar banana.
Mami Boli: Is k mama jaisi Gol Topi ho.
Copyright www.lovelysms.com
Nai Dhoti Utha Kar Bola: Aap ki marzi hai ji warna Fashion to yeh chal raha hai.
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Full Name: Kalim
 
Yaad teri wich saanu chain koi na, Saade utte tenu reham koi na, Horan nu tu din raat SMS kare, saade leyi
tere kol time koi naa.

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Full Name: nasar khan khosa baloch

 ek din ghalib apne mehboob ki gali mein peshaab karte huay pakre gaye to mehboob se kehne lage "tere ishq
mein paghal u hay ghalib" "k ansoo bhi nikalta hai rasta badal badal kar
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 ek din ghalib apne mehboob ki gali mein peshaab karte huay pakre gaye to mehboob se kehne lage "tere ishq
mein paghal uhay ghalib" "k ansoo bhi nikalta hai rasta badal badal kar
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Full Name: angry_falcon

 interviewee;wat z ur date of birth?sardar;nov 28.interviewer;which year?sardar;abey ullu everyyear. Copyright www.lovelysms.com
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Full Name: mumo
Mobile: oo919849100056

 Tere pyar mein umar bhar intezar kiya.
Tere pyar mein umar bhar intezar kiya.Copyright www.lovelysms.com
Aur us intezar mein na jane kitno se pyar kiya
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Full Name: ALI 0300-4794610

 Sms karenge hum ek duje ko bari bari,
hame lagti hai ye rasam badi pyari,
ye sms milte hi ek sms bhej dena,
kyunki hame bilkul pasand nahi udhari
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Full Name: Loving Life
Mobile: 0345-7207234

 HUM NY 1 TEETAR PAKRA UR PINGRAY MAIN BAND KIA TO WOH PICHY SE NIKAL GAYA.
PHIR PAKRA TO WOH PICHY SE NIKAL Copyright www.lovelysms.com
GUSSA AYA PAKRA KATA auR KAHAYA TO WOH PHIR PICHY SE NIKAL GAYA
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Friday 17 June 2011

COOL SMS


Doctor's prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor's fee? An sms when u r free.
 
An apple keeps the doctor away
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.
  You are Genius
u r genius, ur mind is a master piece.It is divided into left and right.In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left.
  May God increase ur Happiness.
May God increase ur happiness like prices of petrol, and decrease sorrows like clothes of Bipasha Basu.
Fresh Flowers for u
I m going to give fresh flowers 4 u and 4 ur loving thoughts and prayers to make u lighter and brighter.


It only takes a minute
It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone an hour to like someone a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone
  Remember me and bare in mind
Remember me and bare in mind A faithful girl is hard to find This is always good and true So dont go changing old for new!
  Difference between pleasure and torture
What is the diff between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of u & torture is thinking of u 2 much.
 
If you see some one without a smile,
If you see some one without a smile,give him one of yours ,because you are among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.
  9 lessons in life:
9 lessons in life:
Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!!
  If i were to describe true love than
If i were to describe true love than i wud describe it as what a snowman did to a snow woman, he gave her a warm hug and they both melted in each others arms...

sum ppl say happiness is lyf
sum ppl say happiness is lyf. others say it's freedom. &sum say it's money... but happiness 4me is just having da opportunity 2know u!!
I have a new kodak camera
I have a new kodak camera
ur snap please...
don't move
steady
smile :)
ready
click
ohh ho
those who live in ones heart cant have a snap!!!
  to see light,look at sun..to see love look at moon
to see light,look at sun..to see love look at moon..to see beauty,look at nature..to see hope,look at future..but,to see all of this,look at the mirror....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 Talk 2 me wen I’m Bored,
Talk 2 me wen I’m Bored, B with me wen i’m Sad, Hug me wen i Cry, Care 4 me wen i’m Sick, Don’t ever cry 4 me wen I die! Just treasure me wen I’m ALIVE.
  Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me
Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds me of reminding U that U never have to remind me 2 remember U, I ALWAYS DO!
It feels nice when some1 misses u
It feels nice when some1 misses u, feels good when some1 loves u. feels better when some1's with u. But it feels the best when some1 never 4gets u.
  SMILE:
SMILE:
S: Sets u free,
M: Makes u special,
I: Increases ur face value,
L: Lifts up ur spirits,
E: Erases all ur tensions,
So, please keep smiling.
  7 Glances= 1 Smile
7 Glances= 1 Smile
7 smiles =1 meeting
7meetings= 1 kiss
7 kisses= 1 proposal
7 Proposals=1 marriage
and that bloody marriage has 777777 problems
 
When we sigh about our problems,
When we sigh about our problems, they grow D_O_U_B_L_E. But when we laugh about them... they become ö ö ö ö ö BuBBLes! Have a bubbly life!Love sms Our friendship has become our HABIT

Our friendship has become our HABIT even if U take out H-ABIT remains.Take out A ,still BIT remains ,Finally take out B,still IT remains....
You know your 1 smile can cause 100 people die
Do you know your 1 smile can make 100 peoples die, so u can decrease this over population, so baby, please keep on smiling.Love sms It is scientifically proved
It is scientifically proved that suger can dissolve in water,so please dont go outside when it is raining, cuz u r the sweetest in the whole world.
  I think U r very careless!!
I think U r very careless!!!U come & leave things behind!!!! See now what u have left??U just came in my mind & left a smile on my face....
  Only the open heart receives
Only the open heart receives
LOVE
Only the open mind receives
WISDOM
Only the open hand receives
GIFTS
and...
Only the CUTE 1's receive
MESSAGES From ME!
Love sms
Nice people are blessed people,
Nice people are blessed people,ever friendly, always smiling,forgive easily, hold no grudges and keep no malice. Send thisto a nice person.
I just did.
 Smile in pleasure & in pain,
Smile in pleasure & in pain, Smile when trouble pours like a rain, Smile when some1 hurts u, Smile bcoz some1 still wants 2 c u SMILING !! 

Those 'midnight teas',Those 'bday bumps'.
Those 'midnight teas',Those 'bday bumps'... 'Old torn jeans', Those 'late night walks', 'long chats'... 'pinches & slaps'.. 'crushes on pals' & tat fight 4em', 'frying nuts'..making rowses bunking classes,calculating attendance percentage, copying tests and ass.:) gettin kicked out of class.. 'struggle 4marks', 'writin on desks', 'fight wit teachers', 'tears 4love', those B-grade movies... Jst evritin... "Tatz college life" v cal it
"HEAVEN" By Jerry Joseph

Monday 6 June 2011

Latest Birthday sms

It's your birthday...
and I'm thinking how glad I am
that you were born.
You have given me so much
--
supported me, encouraged me,
cared for me; I didn't even need to ask.
I celebrate your wonderful self!
I am in awe of your boundless generosity,
your infinite kindness--that gentle inner glow
that you so freely use to warm my life.
Your birthday is as much a celebration for me
as it is for you, maybe more,
and I wish for you the best of birthdays,
the best one ever.
May each birthday be better than the last.
Most of all, I hope you will always be
As happy as you have made me.
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On your birthday I wish you much pleasure and joy;
I hope all of your wishes come true.
May each hour and minute be filled with delight,
And your birthday be perfect for you!
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Each year your birthday reminds me
That I really want to say
I'm very glad I know you;
I think of you each day.
I hope you enjoy your birthday,
All the pleasures it has in store,
And because I appreciate you,
I hope you have many more!
---
Instead of counting candles,
Or tallying the years,
Contemplate your blessings,
As your birthday nears.
Consider special people
Who love you, and who care,
And others who've enriched your life
Just by being there.
Think about the memories
Passing years can never mar,
Experiences great and small
That have made you who you are.
Another year is a happy gift,
So cut your cake, and say,
"Instead of counting birthdays,
I count blessings every day!"
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God gave a gift to the world when you were born-
a person who loves, who cares,
who sees a person's need and fills it,
who encourages and lifts people up,
who spends energy on others
rather than herself,
someone who touches each life she enters,
and makes a difference in the world,
because ripples of kindness flow outward
as each person you have touched, touches others.
Your birthday deserves to be a national holiday,
because you are a special treasure
for all that you've done.
May the love you have shown to others
return to you, multiplied.
I wish you the happiest of birthdays,
and many, many more,
so that others have time to appreciate you
as much as I do.
---
On your birthday,
I'm thinking about how much light and sparkle
you freely dispense wherever you go,
how your sunny smile lights up any gathering.
Every birthday marks another year
of you radiating positive, happy energy,
contagious happiness
that infects all who come in contact with you.
May your next birthday find you the same--
glowing from within,
beaming bright joy on everyone you meet.
I feel blessed to know you.
---
It's your birthday time again;
It's true; there's no denying,
Another year has come and gone;
You know that I'm not lying.
So for you, the birthday person,
Here's what I want to say:
I hope this birthday's the best one yet,
In every delightful way.
So happy birthday to you.
Have lots of birthday fun!
May your birthday wishes all come true,
Even if you have a ton.
---
On your birthday,
I wish for you the fulfillment
of all your fondest dreams.
I hope that for every candle
on your cake
you get a wonderful surprise.
I wish for you that
whatever you want most in life,
it comes to you,
just the way you imagined it,
or better.
I hope you get as much pleasure
from our friendship as I do.
I wish we were sisters,
so I could have known you
from the beginning.
I look forward to
enjoying our friendship
for many more of your birthdays.
I'm so glad you were born,
because you brighten my life
and fill it with joy.
Happy Birthday!
---
As we observe your birthday now,
Your cake and gifts don't matter much.
These common things aren't really you,
Ribbons, paper hats and such.
We celebrate a person who
Brings happiness to everyone,
Someone who gives more than she gets,
And fills our lives with joy and fun.
So Happy Birthday, and many more!
We hope you make it to a hundred and two,
Because we cannot even dream
What life would be like without you
---
It's your first birthday, baby,
One candle on your cake;
Proud parents stare in wonder
At each new move you make.
We join in celebration,
As this special date arrives,
For baby has brought pleasure
Into all our lives.
We look forward now to seeing
How you progress and grow,
From the cute and tiny infant
You were one year ago.
So dig into your icing;
Enjoy your presents, too.
The reason for this day
Is a special person--you!
---
So you are finally fifty;
Happy birthday on the big Five-Oh.
I guess you could fill a great big book
With everything you know.
A whole half century of living
Is nothing to sneeze about,
So if you're a little patched and worn,
Don't you dare frown or pout.
Ignore things that make you feel old;
It's really great to be fifty.
You're smart, attractive and good company,
And I still think you're nifty!
---
Another year has come and gone,
The sands of time keep trickling away.
Your birthday reminds me to let you know
I'm thankful for you each and every day.
---
Congratulations to you, my old friend,
Birthday wishes to you, I do send.
You look good for your age, I could say,
But you look good to me any day.
When I look in the mirror, I sigh,
'Cause I know the mirror doesn't lie.
You're aging like me, so you surely can see
That you're getting to be an old guy.
---

Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday." HAPPY BIRTHDAY".

IN SOFT GLEAMING NIGHT OF STARS
MAY ALL UR DREAMS COM TRUE
MAY EVERY STAR OF EVERY NIGHT
BRING LOV N JOY 2 U
HAPPY B'DAY 2 U...

LIKE A FRESH DEWDROPS of a new day...
may GOD'S loving u hands be upon u today to freshen ur soul & body! HAPPY B-DAY
by z khathwane


Count ur garden by the flowers
Never by the leaves that fall.
Count ur day by golden hours
Don't remember clouds at all.
Count ur nights by stars not shadows.
Count ur life by smile not tears.
And with joy on every birth day count ur age by friends not years.....
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Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday."HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Friendship is about. bringing out the positive
Friendship is about. bringing out the positive when everything seems negative...being accepted for who you are...being able to pick up right where you left off...sharing, talking, and laughing...Friendship is about us, and for that I'm grateful. And I hope you have the best birthday ever, friend!

Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday.\"HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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A prayer: 2 bless ur way
A wish : 2 lighten ur moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY

Saturday 4 June 2011

Exams Sms


Attitude towardz exam = tommorow iz my exam but
i dont care bcoz a single sheet of paper can't decide my future




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Tips 2 be Successful in examz,
1-khud aitmadi k 7 paper attempt karein
2-koshish kar k baat apny ilfaz mein byan karein
3-ghup marein aisi jo haqeeqat ko touch kar k jaati ho.


In the whole tumharey bus ki baat nahin, so keep on enjoying cheating




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Hey Friends
I'm Switching Off My Cell Due 2 Xams As I Have 2 Work Hard.
Plz Contact Me After
.
.
15 Mins Tab Tak Mera Bhoot Utar Jyga..:




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If in examination hall
during d exam
u feel dat da paper iz tough
dont worry.
Just close ur eyes
take a deep breath
n say 2 urself
This iz a very interesting subject.
I want 2 study it 1 more time.


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Din me chain nahi,raat ko neend nahi
jee nahi lagta hai kahin
Ay Khuda kya ye pyaar hai??
Nahi beta sabhi examz walo ka yehi haal hai".


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Birth, Death comes once in life..
Love comes once in life..
Marriage comes once in life..

But

Why does dis bloody EXAM comes again & again .... .... .


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Rain of summer, snow of winter
grace of autumn, glory of spring
May beauty of every season give ur heart
A beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every examz of ur life. Good luck


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Harbhajan startz raising his bat on 33 runs.
Dravid: What happened, itz not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan: Yes, bt da studentz understand the importance of scoring 33.


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Flower dies
Storiez end
Songz fade
Memoriez are forgotten
All thingz come to end
But dis studdy

Chipak kr he reh gae hai musibat


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2 accomplish great things
We must not only act
But also dream
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for ur exam.


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A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in da air & said,
'Head, I go 2 sleep.'

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I'll study:p


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My nightz are going sleepless,
my dayz are going useless. So I asked GOD,
is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is near".


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Human brain iz da most outstanding object in world.
It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year.
It functions right 4rm da time we r born
Nd stop only when we enter da examination hall.


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The Law Says
If U Can't Convince Someone, Confuse Them!
Do U Know Which Law It Is?
This Iz "Law Of Answering In Examination".


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Mathz teacher asked Ali:If u have 12chocolates & u give 5 to SARAH,3 to Aysha & 4 to Farah what will you get?
Ali replied:3 NEW GIRL FRENDZ


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Human brain iz da most outstanding object in world.
It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
Nd stop only when we enter the examination hall.


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600 Pages ki buk ko kitne din main padha ja skta hai..

WRITER-6 months
DOCTOR-2months
LAWYER-1month
STUDENT- pehle ye batao exam kab ha.


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The probability of a topic
cmng in exam increases exponentially,
if 1 decides 2 leave da topic completely..


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To be a "Good professional", always start 2 study late for "Exams".
Bcoz it teaches hw 2 manage "Time" & tackle "Emergencies".


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A father asks peon: Hw r da studies in dis college? Where do I c my son in future?
Peon: The future iz bright, I had also completed my engineering 4rm da same college!


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It takes 15 trees 2
produce da amount
of paper dat we
use 2 write 1 exam.

join us in promoting da noble
Bcoz of saving trees.
SAY NO 2 EXAMS


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Burraaah

Sara syllabus parh liya ha
Bas bookz or notez parhanay reh gaye hain


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har taraf parhai ka saya hy
peparon may number kisnay paya hy
hum 2 u he aye thay paper denay
sab kehtay hy sala pura parh kar aya hy


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Examz ke char din pehlay syllabus dekha 2 yad aya
Kuch To Hua Hy Kuch Ho Gya Hy
Exams k din paper dekh kar samajh aya
Sab Kuch Alag Hy Sab Kuch Naya Hy


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Examz r like Girl frndz
2 many questions
Difficult 2 understand
More explanation iz needed
Result iz always fail!


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There r 6 components of wellness:
proper weight & diet, proper exercise
breaking da smoking habit, control of alcohol
stress management & periodic exams.


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Ya hu!
Exams ke $aari tiyari ho gai
raser
Pen
scale
pencil
sab taiyar hai

AB BUS.......

parhna baki hai


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Parhd parhd ker kyaa kernaa hei
Aakhir ek din tou mernaaa hei
marnay key baad bee ager dubaara janam howa tou
shurooo tou nursery sey hi karna hai


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eXamz r dere,
at da paper tu stare;
da ans iz nw here,
wiich makes u pull yr hair.
da misss makes u glare,
da grades r nt fair,
buh jus lik da past 20 yrs,
V DUN CARE !!

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Congradulationz!
Gud newz 4 Lahore University students
Exams hav beeen postponed up to Dec
2 confirm go to site
www.stop dreaming & start studying.org


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Baap: Etnay kum markz..??
3 thappar lagnay chahiyen.!!

Beta: Han abu!
maine to usss kaminy sir
ka ghar bhi daykh liyaa hai!!


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Her Sawaal Say Dut Ker Larhnaa,
Fek ne Main Kamee Mut Karnaa,
Mokaa Milaa Tou Pechey Bhee Daykhnaa,
Or Ik Baat Yaad Rakhnaaa,
Aagay Walay Ka Paper Apna Smjhnaa

Friday 3 June 2011

Best New Year SMS, Happy New year 2011

Best New Year SMS, Happy New year 2011


Happy New Year

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New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations,
New is the resolution, new are the spirits and
Forever my warm wishes are for u.
Have a promising and fulfilling new year.

………………….
For last year’s words belong to last year’s language
And next year’s words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning. Happy New Year

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Years come n go, but this year I specially wish 4 u a double dose of health n happiness topped with loads of good fortune. Have a gr8 year ahead! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!
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A NEW YEAR
A New Challenge
A New Goal
A New Optimism
A New Aproach
A New Mission
A New Resolution
Wishng U a very
“Happy New year”

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Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,
Let all ur Dreams be Clear,
Never put Tear, Please Hear,
I want to tell one thing in ur Ear
Wishing u a very “Happy NEW YEAR“!

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A Happy New Year! Grant that I
May bring no tear to any eye
When this New Year in time shall end
Let it be said I’ve played the friend
Have lived and loved and labored here
And made of it a happy year.

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May this New Year bring many opportunities your way, to explore every joy of life and may your resolutions for the days ahead stay firm, turning all your dreams into reality and all your efforts into great achievements.
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If It didn’t Bring you Joy,
Just Leave it Behind.

Let’s Ring in the New Year
With Good Things in Mind.

Let Every Bad Memory
That Brought Heartache and Pain.

And let’s Turn a New Leaf
With the Smell of New Rain.

Let’s Forget Past Mistakes
Making Amends for This Year.

Sending You These Greetings
To Bring You Hope and Cheer.

Happy New Year!
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May ALLAH make ur year a happy one!
Not by shielding you from all sorrows and pain,
But by strengthening you to bear it, as it comes;
Not by making your path easy,
But by making you sturdy to travel any path;
Not by taking hardships from you,
But by taking fear from your heart;
Not by granting you unbroken sunshine,
But by keeping your face bright, even in the shadows;

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“Here is a wishing that the coming year is a glorious one
That rewards all your future endeavors with success”.

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Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Wish your Life will always be Bright.
So my Dear don’t get Fear
Coz, God Gift us a “BRAND NEW YEAR”.
*HAPPY NEW YEAR*

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I wish U to have a …..
Sweetest Sunday,
Marvellous Monday,
Tasty Tuesday,
Wonderful Wednesday,
Thankful Thursday,
Friendly Friday,
Successful Saturday.
Have a great Year. HAPPY NEW YEAR

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Good time Bad time
Day time Night time
Off time Work time
Happy time Sad time
Naye saal main kisi bhi time
Apun ka sms aa sakta hai..!
Bole to happy new year mamu

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May each day of the coming year be vibrant and
New bringing along many reasons for celebrations.

Wishing you Happy New Year, May u always keep in ur heart the special beauty and cheer of New Year.
………………….
Year’s end is neither an end
nor a beginning
but a going on,
with all the wisdom
that experience
can instill in us.
Happy New Year

………………….
Wishing you a fabulous 2011 with full of great achievements and experiences.
A meaningful chapter waiting to be written HAPPY NEW YEAR!

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When the mid-nite bell rings tonight…
Let it signify new and better things for you,
let it signify a realisation of all things you wish for,
Let it signify a year of courage and believes,
Wishing you a very…very…very prosperious 2011

New year Pictures and New year cards


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Best sms 2011

Love, it's a special day
We should celebrate and appreciate
That you and me found something pretty neat
And I know some say this day is arbitrary - "Kina Grannis"

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Only you
can make this world seem right
Only you
can make the darkness bright
Only you and you alone
can thrill me like you do
and fill my heart with love for only you

Only you
can make this change in me
For it's true
you are my destiny
When you hold my hand, i understand
the magic that you do
You're my dream come true
my one and only you, only you - The Platters / Elvis Presley

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Fly me to the moon
Let me play among the stars
Let me see what spring is like
On Jupiter and Mars
In other words, hold my hand
In other words, darling, kiss me

Fill my life with song
And let me sing for ever more
You are all I long for
All I worship and adore
In other words, please be true
In other words, I love you - Frank Sinatra

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I think that the stars would have waited for us
Hanging onto the night, watching down below
Until we were hand in hand, together waiting for them
So when I open my eyes, I saw it too
Stars falling down, when I fell for you - "Kina Grannis"

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A second, a minute, an hour, a day goes by
I'm hopin' just to be by your side
When life had locked me out I turned to you
So open the door
'Cause you're all I need right now, it's true
Nothin' works like you - "Lenka"

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I never thought I could love anyone but myself.
Now I know I can't love anyone but you.
You make me think that maybe I won't die alone.
Maybe I won't die alone. - "Ingrid Michaelson"

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underneath the moon, underneath the stars
heres a little heart for you
up above the world, up above it all
heres a hand to hold on to - "Lenka"

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If you were falling, then I would catch you.
You need a light, I'd find a match.
Cause I love the way you say good morning.
And you take me the way I am. - "Ingrid Michaelson"

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Don't you go Away,
I know,Without your love,
I'll never find my way back home
'Cause you and me,So happily,
Make all our dreams of make believe reality - "Priscilla Ahn"

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Half my heart's enchanted and amused
the other half is dislocated distressed & confused
half my heart just needs you night and day
the other half just needs to know you're far away
Half my heart is a bird so high she flies and sings
the other half is a scorpion crawls in the dirt, stings
what else can you take from me ? I don't even care
half my heart beats inside of me, the other half's not there - "The Mooney Suzuki"

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why i feel like an alien
not part of the human race
when my heart wants to burst
at the sight of your face
i feel like i'm suffering
from a beautiful disease
when your sad pretty smile
brings me down to my knees - "Arco"

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When you're lost in the dark
When you're out in the cold
When you're looking for something that resembles your soul
When the wind blows your house of cards
I'll be a home to your homeless heart - "Amanda scott"

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I thought love was only true in fairy tales
Meant for someone else but not for me.
Love was out to get me, That's the way it seemed.
Disappointment haunted all my dreams.
Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer
Not a trace of doubt in my mind.
I'm in love, I'm a believer!
I couldn't leave her if I tried. - "Neil Diamond"

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If you want to smile with me,
Hold me close and lie with me
If you want to die with me
Handle my heart carefully - "Kina Grannis"

Sunday 29 May 2011

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2011 SMS

new year sms Happy New Year 2011 Latest SMS to Wish Your Family Friends
New Year Latest SMS in English
Well come 2011 with open arms & pray to God for His Blessings.
HAPPY NEW YEAR.
I wish U to have a ….. Sweetest Sunday, Marvellous Monday, Tasty Tuesday, WonderfulWednesday, Thankful Thursday, Friendly Friday, Successful Saturday. Have a great Year. HAPPY NEW YEAR…..2010
W
Y
H
WI
YO
HA
WIS
YOU
HAP
WISH
YOU A
HAPPY
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*NEW YEAR 2011*
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You know God arrange for you..
12 Months of Love,
52 Weeks Non Stop Fun,
& 365 days of Happiness.
So when you Mixed them all..
You will found a Very Happy Year! & I think it”s 2011 My Dear
I Wish in 2o11 God gives You…
12 Month of Happiness,
52 Weeks of Fun,
365 Days Success,
8760 Hours Good Health,
52600 Minutes Good Luck,
3153600 Seconds of Joy…and that”s all!
In “The Universal Bank of God”…
God stores his blessings & deposited 365 days full of love,
faith & happiness for you…
So,Enjoy spending…
Happy New Year.
Fill ur life with Happiness & Bright Cheer,
Bring to u Joy and Prosperity for the whole Year,
And it”s my New Year wish 4u Dear…
Wish u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR.
U r my best friend for now & forever,
Make me Miss U even more this New Year,
Hope this 2011 bring Happiness for you Dear
New Year brings just Happiness not Tear,
Everybody loves only You Dear,
All your Problems will be Finish……
It”s for You my Special NEW YEAR”S wish
Hi My Very Special Friend..I pray you lay in rest,God bless
you always & may New Year 2011..Bring you a lot of
Love & Happiness.
A Relaxed Mind, A Peaceful Soul, A Joyful Spirit, A Healthy
Body & Heart full of Love..All these are my Prayers for You..
Wish a Happy New Year 2011.
I Wish a wish for You Dear..
Sending you Big bunch of Wishes
from the Heart close to where..
Wish you a Very Very
Happy New Year..
Throughout the Coming Year may your life be filled with
little celebration of Happiness…Wishes you a Bright,
Happy and Prosperous New Year 2011 with God Bless..
New Year is the time to unfold new horizons & realize
new dreams, to rediscover the strength & faith within u,
to rejoice in simple pleasures & gear up 4 a new challenges.
Wishin u a truly fulfilling 2011
On the onset of New Year Sending you the warmest of wishes Have a promising and fulfilling New Year With lots of joy and happiness
Wishing you Happy New Year, May u always keep in ur heart the special beauty and cheer of New Year.
When the mid-nite bell rings tonight…
Let it signify new and better things for you,
let it signify a realisation of all things you wish for,
Let it signify a year of courage and believes,
Wishing you a very…very…very prosperious 2011
When the mid-nite bell rings tonight…
Let it signify new and better things for you,
let it signify a realisation of all things you wish for,
Let it signify a year of courage and believes,
Wishing you a very…very…very prosperious 2011
One Glass
Water,
One Glass Bear,
Oh My Dear…..
Happy New Year
No shadows to depress u,
only joys to surround u,
friends to luv u,
and God himself to bless u.
These r my wishes for today, tomorrow & everyday…
Happy New Year
New Year SMS in Hindi / Urdu
I am Sorry
Ek Buri Khabar Hai
Mujhy Bhool Jana PLz…
Main Kuch Dino K Baad
Tumhy Hamesha K Liye
Chor Kr Chala Jaonga
Tumhara Apna
Year 2010
But
Tumhy Aik Naya DOST De Kr
Ja Raha Hon
Year 2011
So Njoy With It !
Guzar gaya jo saal, Bhul jayye,
Is Naya Saal ko Gale lagaye,
Karte hai dua hum Rab se sar jhukake…
2011 k Saal ma Sare Arman poore ho Aapke.
*NAYA SAAL MUBARAK*
Sabke Dilo mein ho sabke liye Pyar,
Aanewala har din laye Khushiyon ka Tyohar,
Es ummid k sath aao bhulke sare Gum,
New Year < 2011 > ko Hum Sab kare WELCOME
Aj bhool jao Duniya ki sare Gum,
Chalo juma ek sang Tum aur Hum,
Aao baate charo taraf Khusia aur Pyar,
Chalo Dil khul ka boultahe…HAPPY NEW YEAR
Naye saal aaye banke ujale,
Khul jaye aap ki kismat ka tale,
Hamesha aap pe rahe meherban Oparwale,
Chand tare bhi aap pe hi rosni dale.
Happy New year.
Is new year mai, Lumha Bher ki jo rafakat mil jae muj ko,
Mai apne Subah sham tere naam ker dun, Ager tu mil jae
Buz-me-History mai, Mai apni zindgi ki haseen shaam tere
naam ker dun.
Happy New Year
Sunehri dhoop bersaat ke bad,thori si husi her baat ke baad,
usi tara ho mubarik aap ko 2011, 2010 ke baad.
Wish u a Happy new year
Allah Bless U N Keep U Safe
Not Only Today But Through Life That is coming In Ur Way.
May Year To Follow Be Among The Best U ve Ever Spend.
Ek-Khubsurti..!
Ek-Tajgi..!
Ek-Sapna..!
Ek-Sachai..!
Ek-Kalpana..!
Ek-Ahsas..!
Ek-Astha..!
Ek-Vishvas..!
Yahi Hai ek Achhe saal Ki Shuruaat…!
“PHOOL”
Khushboo k liay
“PYAR”
Nibhane k liye
“AANKHAIN”
Dil churane k liye
Or Yeh Msg Ap Ko
“MERI YAAD”
Dilane Ke liye..
HaPpy NeW YeAr
Din guzar gaya hai intezaar mai
Raat guzar gayi intezaar mai
Naya saal mubark ho aap ko
2010 Beet gaya aapke sms k intezar mai
Aap jahan jaye wahan se kare fly all tear
Sab log aap ko hi mane apna dear
Aap ki har raah ho always clear
Aur khuda dey aap ko ek Beautiful new yea
Naye Saal ka kare Welcome,
Pichhli ki na ho yaadein kam.
Naye Saal ki Dhoom aur Masti ho Fine
Isme kahi na ho,
Smoke, Chicken aur, Wine.
Luck rahe hamesha Shine-Shine.
“Happy New Year”
Wish is Mine…!

Tuesday 24 May 2011

LATEST SMS 2011

Mere jaise ladke ko kya chahiye?
1 Ladki jo pyar de.
1 Ladki jo achha khana banaye.
1 Ladki jo paisa kamaye.
Aur aisa nasib ke tino ladkiyan ek dusre se mil na paaye.
Why Boy holds Girl's hands wen walking in Markets.
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Bcoz If dey leave their hand, dey will start purchasing.
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it luks romantic but actually its economics!!!
Boy was in a bus, suddnly driver applied break.
He fell on a girl & kissed her
Girl: Hey!! what are you doing???
Boy: MBA & you??
She smiled.
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Moral:
Always think about Studies
Other New, Nice ones -
Aapko mere sms mile?
Nahi mile to ye lo
SMS
Ye lo chote sms
sms
Ye lo remix
SmS
Stylish wale bhi lo
$M$
Baass
AB AP KI BARI
Santa ko loose motion ho gaya,
wo Dr. ke paas gaya.
Dr.- kaisi potty aa rahi hei ?
Santa- Patli.
Dr.- kitni patli ?
Santa- Itni ki AAp usse kulla kar sakte hei.
Wife: Shadi se Pehle mera Figure Bilkul PEPSI ke Bottle Ki Tarah Tha.
Husband: Wo to ab Bhi hai, Farq Sirf itna hai k Pehle Bottle 300ml
ki thi ab 2ltr ki Hai.
Rishte ke liye 1 dabaye, shaadi ke lie 3 dabaye, sir dusri shadi ke liye kya dabayun...?
.....pehli wali kaa gala..
Ap kahe ek bar to muskurana chod denge, jindgi me muhabat ka geet gana chod denge, bhul jayenge un sare lamho ko jo ap ne diya, Ap kahe to khud ki jindagi ka sath nibhana chod denge.
Normaly,Whn people ask,
"How did ur frnshp begin?"
They tend 2 narrate a long story ;
But
4 me, itz juz a sentnce,
" U Found Me, whn I ws Lukin 4 U ".
Khusi Ka Pal Ho Tumare Liye
Baharo Ka Gulista Ho Tmare Liye
Kamyabi Ki Manjil Ho Tumhare LiyeBas Ek Pyara Sa Dost Banke Rehna Humare Liye
Sardar proposed girl wid a romantic poem - kutta mar gaya razai me, mein pagal hua teri judai mein.... Haathi naali me beh nahi sakta, ye sardar tere bin reh nahi sakta.....

Mere pass MySpace hai, ibibo hai, aur Orkut hai...
tere pass kya hai
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mere pass...
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mere pass aur bhi kaam hai...D O S T
Sorry Kuch Din BEST SMS Nahi kar Saka,
Actully Police Pakar ke le gai thi
1 LADKI k Murder Case Me,
Maine Nahi Mara usko,
Bas I LOVE YOU Bola,
Pagli Khushi se Mar Gayi....
Tu chamm chamm kar ke aai,
Aur chamm chamm kar chale gai.
Me SINDUR ka Diba leke Khade thhe,
Tu RAKHI Bandhha ke Chale gai
EK "CHUHA" THA ?
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Battameez sara msg hi kutar gaya..
warna itna kuch likha tha aapki taarif me k bas pucho hi mat.
A boy looks in a girl's purse in a class
She says its bad manners.
He says its nt.
Girl: Y ?
Boy: Coz members of d same class can access private data.?
Kamaal tere nakhrey,
Kamaal tera style hai,
Baat karne ki tameez nahin
Aur haath main mobile hai?
Santa Bus stand jane ke kitne paise?
Rikshwala 10Rs
Santa: 2Rs mein chalega.
Rikshwala 2Rs kaun le k jayega?
Santa baith piche mai le jata hu



Sunday 22 May 2011

HAPPY EID MUBARAK

Eid mubarak is a traditional Muslim greeting sms reserved for use on the festivals of Eid ul-Adha and Eid ul-Fitr. Eid is a time to wish every body eid mubarak and convey your best wishes. We have cool sms of Eid Mubarik Eid Muabarak happy eid sayings Eid Greetings and Eid Poems. Send this collection of Happy Eid Mubarak sms messages, Eid Greetings, on Eid days to your Muslim friends.
HAPPY EID MUBARAK
Look Outside...
Its so pleasant!
Sun Smiling For you...
Trees Dancing for you...
Birds singing for you...
Because I requested them All to wish You
**..*EID MUBARAK*..**



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Teri "JAN" Meri "JAN" Meri "JAN" Tou hee hay
Log dekhay "EID" ka "CHAND" Mera "CHAND" tou hee hay
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Phone tey karna duniya dari
Miscal te sukhi yari
Edher odher lambian callan
Mot pendi a saddi wari
"Eid Mubarik"
Weekh aa ve saadi yaari
4 din pehle eid kadd mari
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As you celebrate this holy occasion, you are wished the brightest moments that EID can bring, lots of love
and laughter to fill ur days with cheer and a New year that is sure to bring you, the best of everything
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Chupkay say chand ki Roshni Choo Jaye Apko
Dheeray Say Ya Hawa Kuch Keh Jaye Apko
Dil Say jo Chahtay Hoo Maang Lo Khuda Say

Hum Dua Kartay Hain Mil Jaye Woo
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EID MUBARIK TO U N ALL OF UR FAMILY MEMBERS.

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As the sun shines brightly so shall you excel in life and as the stars are uncountable so shall your blessing be......this is a warm greeting from me filled with happiness and designed with care and glued with prayer to keep you safe now and all the days of your life.... so shall it be in ur life....And all eid brings special and nice bless like this for u
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Eid aaye Tum na aaye kya Maza hai Eid ka
Eid hi to Naam hai Ek Dusrey ki Deed ka
Tohfa bhi na bej saka eid ki
Bus mere pass hai yehi tohfa
Dhuva aur "Eid Mubarak"
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Close your eyes and imagine my smily face
my eyes
my nose
my lips
my hairs
ok DONE
Mubarak ho app ne Eid ka chand daikh lia 2 din pehley.

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Tumhare Chand se Chehre Ki Jis din Deed Hote Hai
Use Din Phol Kilte Hai Use Din Eid Hote Hai
Eid Mubarik To All of You (www.lovelysms.com)
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No matter how far you are,YEh eid ho tumhare dil ka qara, no matter how long I'm gone,her Eid main tum raho hamari JAN, you will always be with me,iss Eid per tumhein koi na ho KAMI. I will see you always as clear as day,Our yeh Eid ho app k har duwa Per NOKHEZ, for our love knows no boundries and never will,Her taraf say ho aap ka Dil, because you see ... our hearts are one, and mine is always home,,,tum ho har dam Eid per khose our khuram.
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As the sun shines brightly so shall you excel in life and as the stars are uncountable so shall your blessing be......this is a warm greeting from me filled with happiness and designed with care and glued with prayer to keep you safe now and all the days of your life.... so shall it be in ur life....And all eid brings special and nice bless like this for u
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Raat ko nya chand mubarak
Chand ko chandni mubarak
Falak ko sitare mubarak
Sitaron ko Bulundi mubarak
aur aap ko hamari taruf se Eid Mubarak By Naima

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Dastak dee kisi ne
Kaha hushiyan laya hun
Inbox shota na per jae,itni duaain laya hun
Nam hai mera sms
Aap ko advance ma eid mubarak kehne aya hun

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Kash hum ek SMS hoty bas aik click mey aap ky paas hoty mana k aap hamy delete kar letay laikin kuch dair k liye tou hum aap ky paas hoty or bari khushi say kehtay EID MUBARAK
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May my love submerged you with joy and happiness. May my thoughts meet you through the distance. May this Eid be one of togetherness. Eid Mubarak.

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EID MUBARAK ho Aapko,
Dher sari tarif aur khusiya mile aapko,
But, Jab EIDI mile aapko to Please....
Aap Yaad karna Sirf Humko!!!
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This day is a wishing time,
A time for wishing you very special happiness with joy and good cheer, too,
It's also time for wishing you lots of happiness that will be filled with all the finest things with your memory.
EID MUBARAK
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Apne Kia Socha
Paigam Nai
Aayega..
Socha Yeh Dost
Aapko Yunhi
Bhool Jayega..
Yeh To Adat Hai
Hamari Sataney Ki..
Warna
iTna
Piyara
Dost
EiD
Par
Kon
Bhulana
Chahay ga...

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EID Ki Dua"
Chupkay say chand ki Roshni Choo Jaye Apko
Dheeray Say Ya Hawa Kuch Keh Jaye Apko
Dil Say jo Chahtay Hoo Maang Lo Khuda Say
Hum Dua Kartay Hain Mil Jaye Woo Apko
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Subeh Subeh uth ke ho jawo Fresh,
Pehenlo aj sobse aacha sa koi Dress, Doston ka sath aab chalo Ghumne,
Eid Mubarak Karo sabko jo aaye Samne.
Tumko bhi EID MUBARAK
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Receive my simple gift of "EID MUBARAK" wrapped with sincerity, tied with care and sealed with a prayer to keep u safe and happy all day long! Take Care!