i dont care bcoz a single sheet of paper can't decide my future
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Tips 2 be Successful in examz,
1-khud aitmadi k 7 paper attempt karein
2-koshish kar k baat apny ilfaz mein byan karein
3-ghup marein aisi jo haqeeqat ko touch kar k jaati ho.
In the whole tumharey bus ki baat nahin, so keep on enjoying cheating
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Hey Friends
I'm Switching Off My Cell Due 2 Xams As I Have 2 Work Hard.
Plz Contact Me After
.
.
15 Mins Tab Tak Mera Bhoot Utar Jyga..:
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If in examination hall
during d exam
u feel dat da paper iz tough
dont worry.
Just close ur eyes
take a deep breath
n say 2 urself
This iz a very interesting subject.
I want 2 study it 1 more time.
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Din me chain nahi,raat ko neend nahi
jee nahi lagta hai kahin
Ay Khuda kya ye pyaar hai??
Nahi beta sabhi examz walo ka yehi haal hai".
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Birth, Death comes once in life..
Love comes once in life..
Marriage comes once in life..
But
Why does dis bloody EXAM comes again & again .... .... .
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Rain of summer, snow of winter
grace of autumn, glory of spring
May beauty of every season give ur heart
A beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every examz of ur life. Good luck
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Harbhajan startz raising his bat on 33 runs.
Dravid: What happened, itz not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan: Yes, bt da studentz understand the importance of scoring 33.
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Flower dies
Storiez end
Songz fade
Memoriez are forgotten
All thingz come to end
But dis studdy
Chipak kr he reh gae hai musibat
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2 accomplish great things
We must not only act
But also dream
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for ur exam.
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A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in da air & said,
'Head, I go 2 sleep.'
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I'll study:p
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My nightz are going sleepless,
my dayz are going useless. So I asked GOD,
is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is near".
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Human brain iz da most outstanding object in world.
It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year.
It functions right 4rm da time we r born
Nd stop only when we enter da examination hall.
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The Law Says
If U Can't Convince Someone, Confuse Them!
Do U Know Which Law It Is?
This Iz "Law Of Answering In Examination".
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Mathz teacher asked Ali:If u have 12chocolates & u give 5 to SARAH,3 to Aysha & 4 to Farah what will you get?
Ali replied:3 NEW GIRL FRENDZ
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Human brain iz da most outstanding object in world.
It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
Nd stop only when we enter the examination hall.
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600 Pages ki buk ko kitne din main padha ja skta hai..
WRITER-6 months
DOCTOR-2months
LAWYER-1month
STUDENT- pehle ye batao exam kab ha.
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The probability of a topic
cmng in exam increases exponentially,
if 1 decides 2 leave da topic completely..
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To be a "Good professional", always start 2 study late for "Exams".
Bcoz it teaches hw 2 manage "Time" & tackle "Emergencies".
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A father asks peon: Hw r da studies in dis college? Where do I c my son in future?
Peon: The future iz bright, I had also completed my engineering 4rm da same college!
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It takes 15 trees 2
produce da amount
of paper dat we
use 2 write 1 exam.
join us in promoting da noble
Bcoz of saving trees.
SAY NO 2 EXAMS
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Burraaah
Sara syllabus parh liya ha
Bas bookz or notez parhanay reh gaye hain
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har taraf parhai ka saya hy
peparon may number kisnay paya hy
hum 2 u he aye thay paper denay
sab kehtay hy sala pura parh kar aya hy
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Examz ke char din pehlay syllabus dekha 2 yad aya
Kuch To Hua Hy Kuch Ho Gya Hy
Exams k din paper dekh kar samajh aya
Sab Kuch Alag Hy Sab Kuch Naya Hy
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Examz r like Girl frndz
2 many questions
Difficult 2 understand
More explanation iz needed
Result iz always fail!
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There r 6 components of wellness:
proper weight & diet, proper exercise
breaking da smoking habit, control of alcohol
stress management & periodic exams.
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Ya hu!
Exams ke $aari tiyari ho gai
raser
Pen
scale
pencil
sab taiyar hai
AB BUS.......
parhna baki hai
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Parhd parhd ker kyaa kernaa hei
Aakhir ek din tou mernaaa hei
marnay key baad bee ager dubaara janam howa tou
shurooo tou nursery sey hi karna hai
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eXamz r dere,
at da paper tu stare;
da ans iz nw here,
wiich makes u pull yr hair.
da misss makes u glare,
da grades r nt fair,
buh jus lik da past 20 yrs,
V DUN CARE !!
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Congradulationz!
Gud newz 4 Lahore University students
Exams hav beeen postponed up to Dec
2 confirm go to site
www.stop dreaming & start studying.org
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Baap: Etnay kum markz..??
3 thappar lagnay chahiyen.!!
Beta: Han abu!
maine to usss kaminy sir
ka ghar bhi daykh liyaa hai!!
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Her Sawaal Say Dut Ker Larhnaa,
Fek ne Main Kamee Mut Karnaa,
Mokaa Milaa Tou Pechey Bhee Daykhnaa,
Or Ik Baat Yaad Rakhnaaa,
Aagay Walay Ka Paper Apna Smjhnaa
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