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aapki ek muskurahat ne hamarey hosh udaa diye.......hum hosh me aane hi wale thhe....ki aap fir se
muskuraa diye....:-)
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Full Name: dibesh, talcher


sms kerne main kitna maza aata hai
lekin dil ghabrata hai
kyunke balance jata hai
lekin asal maza tab aaata haiCopyright www.lovelysms.com
 jab kanjoos logon se sms ka jawab aata hai
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Full Name: wafa



karti hai meri bewi subha sham shak muj per,pochti hai muj se ye miss FAKHIRA kon hai?,banwaya jab mein ne apna ID card,poch dala batate kuin nehi ye ab NADRA kon hai???
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Full Name: saadia hassan(burbadi)

Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum, Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum, Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum, Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum... Copyright www.lovelysms.com
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Full Name: BOND

Sardar on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now".
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking............
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Full Name: shashi

 Rangeen ho tom rangon se bhi zeada,
Smaart ho tom sab dosto mne zeada,
Agar Ayse tom sochty ho to,Copyright www.lovelysms.com
STUPID ho tom had se zeada.Ch, Amir#03007436713
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Full Name: Amir S

HAMARI DOSTI RAYMOND JAISI NAHIN... SINCE 1925 ,
PEPSI JAISI BHI NAHIN , KE YE DIL MAANGE MORE...
YE HOGI L.I.C. JAISI ,
JINDAGI KE SAATH BHI , JINDAGI KE BAAD BHI....
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Full Name: banni

WOH JATE HUA KEYH GAYE HAM SE K AB HAM SRF AAP K KHWAAB HI ME AAYENGE
KOI KEH DE UN SE K WO WADA TO KAREIN
HAM HAMESHA K LIYE SOO JAYENGE
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Full Name: NABROY


Chand jb nikly to tera  gumaan hota hai, Kis qadr dilfreb ya smaa hota hai, Hum tari yaadoon mein khooyaa  rehty hain , Neend main Jb sara Jahaan hota hai.
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Full Name: sameer


 Aapake miss call bhi kya baat hain,
Aapke sms bhi din raat hain,
Kabhi kabhi phone bhi kiya karo,
Suna hain aapake awaaz me bhi khas baat hain.
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Full Name: friend4u
Mobile: 0321-3882498

 Aye Phool tu muzko bata tu kyu aajtak kilta raha, tune to de sabko khusbu
tuzko kya milta raha,phool muskurakar bola,abhi tu nadan hai,jivan ke sache pyaar se abhi tu anjan hai,kuch
dene ke badale kuch lena,ye to ek vyapar hai,to de kar bhi kuch na mange wahi to sacha pyaar hai
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Full Name: raj

 Aap agar PAGAL hho tu sms miltay he Reply karo.
Ager BEWAQOOF ho to Miscal karo. Ager JAHIL ho tu call karo. or Ager Sab kuch ho tu kuch B nahin karna. Mano

 sukkiyaan Rotiyaan vaich
Copoy Akhbar di Raddi Vaich
Loya Lailan Vaich
Teen DabbaVaichCopyright www.lovelysms.com
Addiyaan Aali Juttiyaan Vaich
Par...
Maino msg Phaij
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Full Name: sadia

Age appears to be best in some things. Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read. Old rice best to eat
and old friends best to keep
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 meri ankhien rakh lo mujey kuch khab dey du.
jis mien tumhari jhalak ho aisi sharab de du
chalo choro sari batien ek baat maan jao
meri sari umer ley lo bus ek pal ka saath dey du..
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 Hamaare Dil ke arman aansuon me beh gaye,
Hum gali me thay gali me reh gaye,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Kambakhat light chali gayi,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye..Copyright www.lovelysms.com
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Full Name: Waqar
Mobile: 03454347097 or 03344051123

 Koi Kar Ke Shararat Tainu Daran Nu Ji Karda,Bhul Ke Dhuk Dard Mera Tainu Hasan Nu Ji Karda,Us Rab Naal
Nahi Vasta Koi, Mera Ta Tainu Rab Banaun Nu Ji Karda
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Full Name: hassan
Mobile: 03028700420

 pani asman ki tarf uthey to bhaap,asman se niche gire to barish,jm k gire to olay,gir k jame to barf,phoolon ki
patti pe gire to shbnam,phoolon se nikle to arq,jmaa hojai to jheel,ankho se nikle to ansoo,jism se nikle to
pasina,Hazrat Ismail (A.S)k qadmon se nikle to aab e zam zam,Pyar MUHAMMAD(S.A.W) k unglion se nikle to
"AAB E KAUSAR"
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Full Name: zulfi

 GIRL before marriage looks like Brbie doll,
After merriage Beautiful doll,
after one year Nice doll,
after two years only doll,Copyright www.lovelysms.com
after three years
PANADOL.
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Full Name: GOHER

 khabon ke tarah tha na khayalon ke tarah tha,wo shaks ilme rayazi key sawalon ke tarah tha,uljha hova itna
key samaj nahen pata tha,suljha hova itna key misalon ke tarah tha.
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Full Name: sahil

 chalo tum aisa kero!
Chand se thori matti lo
Phir us se do butt bnao,
aik tum jesa aik muj jesa,
Phir kuch ese kero!
Un buttun ko tor do,
phir se woh matti goondh lo,
phir se do butt bnao,
Tum me kuch kuch main rehjaon,
Mujh main kuch kuch tum reh jao. Copyright www.lovelysms.com
Full Name: semi

 Dil se dil tak,
Jaan se jaan tak,
Din se raat tak,
Kal se aaj tak,
Aap se mujh tak,
January se december tak,
Meray SmS publish hone se Tumharay SmS parhnay tak,
I MISS U. Sonum.03204186155.
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Full Name: Sonum
Mobile: 03204186155

 'Pussy cat Pussy cat, where have you been?'
'I have been to London to see the Queen'
'Pussy cat Pussy cat what did you there?'
'I frightened a little mouse under the chair!'

Punjabi Translation:

'Mano Billi, Mano Billi, kithe gai si?'
'Rani Ji nu milan main vilayat gai si'
'Ki chan chareya tu othe ja ke?'Copyright www.lovelysms.com
'Ghar wapis aa gai main chuhe kha ke!'
Full Name: Sonum

 Teri LOVELY EYES Ne
Mujpe Ek EFFECT Kiya Hai
Ki Meene Sabko REJECT Karke
Tujko SELECT Kiya Hai
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Full Name: Sonum

dil gumsum .........zubaan khamosh...........
yeh aankhein nam kyu hai..................?????
jab tujhe kabhi paya hi na tha............
to aaj tujhe khone ka ghum kyu hai...................??????????/
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Full Name: ATIF

Bachey k khatney k waqt nai ko mashwarey diye janey lagey.
Chachi Boli: Is k chacha jaisa Nokdar banana.
Mami Boli: Is k mama jaisi Gol Topi ho.Copyright www.lovelysms.com
Nai Dhoti Utha Kar Bola: Aap ki marzi hai ji warna Fashion to yeh chal raha hai.
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Full Name: Kalim
 
Yaad teri wich saanu chain koi na, Saade utte tenu reham koi na, Horan nu tu din raat SMS kare, saade leyi
tere kol time koi naa.

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Full Name: nasar khan khosa baloch

 ek din ghalib apne mehboob ki gali mein peshaab karte huay pakre gaye to mehboob se kehne lage "tere ishq
mein paghal u hay ghalib" "k ansoo bhi nikalta hai rasta badal badal kar
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 ek din ghalib apne mehboob ki gali mein peshaab karte huay pakre gaye to mehboob se kehne lage "tere ishq
mein paghal uhay ghalib" "k ansoo bhi nikalta hai rasta badal badal kar
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Full Name: angry_falcon

 interviewee;wat z ur date of birth?sardar;nov 28.interviewer;which year?sardar;abey ullu everyyear. Copyright www.lovelysms.com
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Full Name: mumo
Mobile: oo919849100056

 Tere pyar mein umar bhar intezar kiya.
Tere pyar mein umar bhar intezar kiya.Copyright www.lovelysms.com
Aur us intezar mein na jane kitno se pyar kiya
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Full Name: ALI 0300-4794610

 Sms karenge hum ek duje ko bari bari,
hame lagti hai ye rasam badi pyari,
ye sms milte hi ek sms bhej dena,
kyunki hame bilkul pasand nahi udhari
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Full Name: Loving Life
Mobile: 0345-7207234

 HUM NY 1 TEETAR PAKRA UR PINGRAY MAIN BAND KIA TO WOH PICHY SE NIKAL GAYA.
PHIR PAKRA TO WOH PICHY SE NIKAL Copyright www.lovelysms.com
GUSSA AYA PAKRA KATA auR KAHAYA TO WOH PHIR PICHY SE NIKAL GAYA
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