Jokes SMS Collection

I Wrote On The Door







"Plz Don"t Enter

I m Upset"



Frnds

Came,Smilling &

Said:





"Sory Yar tujhe To

Pta Hy Na English

Samjh Nahi Aati":-)

Daku Mangal Singh Banta Ke Ghar Mein Ghus Ayaa..



Daku : Sona kahan hai, Jaldi Bataao..!



Banta : Pura Ghar Khali Hai Malko, Jithe Marzi So Jao

Did You Know...!

She Is Hot!
She Is Sweet!
She Always Need A Lip 4 Kiss
Whole World Mad 4 Her!
Who!
Who Is She?

Do U Know?


"Tea"
Chai Piyo, Mast
Jiyo...............................

MORNING is a good time to REMEMBER all the sweet things & all sweet persons in your LIFE so wake up with your SWEET MEMORIES !GOOD MORNING!

	Zindgi "ABC" ka majmoaa hy ? A=Aitbaar B=Bharosa C=Chahat D=Dosti E=Enaayat F=Faisla G=Gham H=Hmdam I=Intzar J=Justuju K=Khayal L=Lamhy M=Muhabbat N=Narazgi O=Omeed P=Pyar Q=Qismat R=Rishty S=Smjhota T=Tamanna U=Udasiyan V=Virasat W=Wada X=Xcuse Y=Yaden in sb felings sy milkr banti hy Z=Zindagi Happiness is more important than smile.. becose smile comes from lips, but happiness comes from heart.. be happy forever