Latest 2011 Funny Sms Messages Free

English
Can A Kangaroo Jump
Higher Than A Effiel Tower?
Ans:
Yes Bcoz
D Effiel Tower
Cannot jump

English Can A Kangaroo Jump Higher Than A Effiel Tower? Ans: Yes Bcoz D Effiel Tower Cannot jump Urdu Peshawar Ki Police Ka Bhe Jawab Nhe Hai 1 Pathan Talaab Main Nha Rha Tha Police Wala Kehta Hai

” Chal Ooye Bahr A Kar Kpry Pehan
Teri Talashi Leni Hy
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Urdu
Garmi aur Load Sheding ka tor
“HIMMAT FAN”
AJ hi ghar laen aur garmi se nijat paen. Sasta mazbut aur paedar.
Asal, , ,
KHUJOOR k paton se tyar karda.
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Urdu
She Is Kidding…
Sardar:
Translated Into Urdu…
“Woh Bachey Dey Rahi Hai” … =D ;->
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Urdu
Mother
Independance
Father
Or
Valentine,
DAYS K Baad. .
Bus Isi Paap Ka Suwikar Karta Hun,
Admi Hun Admi Se Pyar Krta Hun.
Happy Khan’s Day.;-)
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Urdu
1 Nursery CLASS Ka Bacha Bola
Mam Main Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hun?
Mam- SO SWEET
BACHA Apni Side Ke Larke Se Bola-Dekha
Maine Kaha Tha Na
Line Marti Hai..
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Urdu
Karachi Me 500
Grlz Heart Attack Se Mar Gai
0r
255 GrlZ Behosh Hogai
Kyn k
Ksi Ne Afwah Phela Di Ha
K
“Yousaf”
Ki Mangni Horae Ha =P
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English
Newton’s law of load shedding:
“The rate of load shedding is
directly propotional to the
temperature of atmosphere,
provided that the role of
WAPDA remains constant”.